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    Cool Gunlover suffers brain damage while scoring marksmanship prize

    Six days after accidentally shooting his penis with his fiancee's pink gun, a Chandler, Ariz., man obtained an order of protection against her, saying she cooperated in a burglary of his home.


    "My apartment was broken into and I'm sure she was involved, or let the burglars take my property," Joshua Seto, 27, said in court papers. "So I need to get her out of my apartment to avoid any other problems."



    The Chandler Police Department has been inundated with requests from media outlets across the country for information about the shooting.



    Seto made national news after firing his fiancee's Taurus .380 semiautomatic special Breast Cancer Awareness Edition as he was putting it in his pants.



    Seto told police he found the gun while rummaging for money in the purse of his fiancee, Cara Christopher.


    He was attempting to put it in the waistband of his pants, police said.



    The bullet struck his penis and went through his scrotum.



    Given the fact that a gunlover's penis is tiny compared with the normal human male, the NRA should award this sharpshooter a prize for hitting such a small target.



    http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/...on-order_n.htm

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    I don't know. Ive heard some things about smarterthanyou that might change your perception.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AssHatZombie View Post
    I don't know. Ive heard some things about smarterthanyou that might change your perception.
    Personal experience?

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    Quote Originally Posted by \\(\(\/)/)// View Post
    Personal experience?

    It's a second hand account.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AssHatZombie View Post
    It's a second hand account.
    So you used both hands?

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    Quote Originally Posted by \\(\(\/)/)// View Post
    So you used both hands?
    Nope. Just the power of my mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AssHatZombie View Post
    Nope. Just the power of my mind.
    SmarterThanFew's penis is on your mind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by \\(\(\/)/)// View Post
    SmarterThanFew's penis is on your mind?
    sometimes....

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    Quote Originally Posted by \\(\(\/)/)// View Post
    SmarterThanFew's penis is on your mind?
    On his mind, in Poets rear, or in your mouth is what I've been hearing....
    Last edited by NOVA; 09-05-2011 at 12:13 PM.
    Put blame where it belongs
    ATF decided it could not regulate bump stocks during the Obama administration.
    It that time," the NRA wrote in a statement. "The NRA believes that devices designed to allow semiautomatic rifles to function like fully-automatic rifles should be subject to additional regulations."
    The ATF and Obama admin. ignored the NRA recommendations.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bravo View Post
    On his mind, in Poets read, or in your mouth is what I've been hearing....
    You shouldn't let false rumors incite jealousy, Bravo.
    "May your reality be as pleasant as mine."

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    Quote Originally Posted by \\(\(\/)/)// View Post
    (AssHatZombie)It's a second hand account.
    So you used both hands?
    :lol:
    "May your reality be as pleasant as mine."

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    Quote Originally Posted by \\(\(\/)/)// View Post
    Given the fact that a gunlover's penis is tiny compared with the normal human male, the NRA should award this sharpshooter a prize for hitting such a small target.
    you sound jealous
    A sad commentary on we, as a people, and our viewpoint of our freedom can be summed up like this. We have liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, yet those very people look at Constitutionalists as radical and extreme.................so those liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans must believe that the constitution is radical and extreme.

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