Reply With QuoteBummer; when I clicked, I was sure there would be a funny Onion article or something...
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Obama: Fault Line Was There Before I Became President; I inherited this Earthquake!
JPP - 08/23/2011
In an interview this afternoon from the Martha's Vineyard golf course following the earthquake in Washington D.C. President Obama stated, "I inherited this earthquake, that fault line was there before I got into office!" he further went on to call it "Bush's Fault line" informing the nation that Bush's Fault has caused numerous earthquakes in the past, and caused him to miss his golf shot. He informed us that "that's okay because everybody in the game with me told me that it was a "gimme shot!" and thankfully I didn't have to start the hole over." Thus, as he told his Caddy to record yet another hole in one, he continued speaking on earth quakes...
Apparently there are other fault lines that were also there previously, a couple in California, one in New York City below 14th St, and the one in Colorado that caused last night's earthquakes in Colorado, which he quickly informed us was also, not his fault and assured us that he also had inherited that earthquake.
More to come...
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
- -- Aristotle
Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
- -- The Buddha
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- -- Aristotle
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Bummer; when I clicked, I was sure there would be a funny Onion article or something...
U. S. NAVY Veteran
Didn't he name it Bush's Fault ?
Put blame where it belongs
ATF decided it could not regulate bump stocks during the Obama administration.
It that time," the NRA wrote in a statement. "The NRA believes that devices designed to allow semiautomatic rifles to function like fully-automatic rifles should be subject to additional regulations."
The ATF and Obama admin. ignored the NRA recommendations.
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Oooh - that's extra bad when bravo's line is funnier than Damo's...
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Mjölner
Too bad, you almost had something to be right about.
It is the responsibility of every American citizen to own a modern military rifle.
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i bet onceler is pissed because he can't claim
ODS
:lol:
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I'm sure it will be... I just got the idea. I was going to write a whole story, but didn't want to hear *()#*#&$*#@ cry about how there wasn't a link...Originally Posted by Onceler
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
- -- Aristotle
Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
- -- The Buddha
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
- -- Aristotle
Annie (08-23-2011)
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No - the OP hardly crosses the ODS threshold, which I'm sure you know well...
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There. I'll flesh it out more as I get more time.
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
- -- Aristotle
Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
- -- The Buddha
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
- -- Aristotle
Mjölner
Much betterer.
It is the responsibility of every American citizen to own a modern military rifle.
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why was obama "conveniently" not in DC when this happened?
Mjölner
Paranoid and a douchebag, bad combo. Probably why you got banned.
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banned? from what legion troll? funny how you and legion are the only two "members" who have accused me of being banned.
maybe you should join a forum of $900 mtg people.
Mjölner
Why are you posting my private information again?
Damo must really like you to let you continualy get away with that.
Maybe you can get him to prove that "legion" and I are the same person, since he likes you so much.
It is the responsibility of every American citizen to own a modern military rifle.
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what private information did i post?
damo claims you are not the same person because the IP's don't match. that proves nothing as damo has been wrong in the past more than once. IP's are not proof, the way you post, the same whines, the same BS is more than enough proof.
if you are not legion troll, then stop acting like him. legion troll claimed i was banned, you claimed i was banned and BOTH of you have yet to say which board. you must admit it is weird that ONLY you two have claimed i've been banned at some board and the BOTH of you can't seem to "recall" the board. you said i was banned dune...here is your chance --> from what board dune?
up to you now. if you don't answer the question, it will say alot about you.
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