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    A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to States from London.

    After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

    The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He said in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

    The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said,"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice".

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