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Mormons vs. Irish
A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to States from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He said in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said,"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice".
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A TRUE Irishman would keep the drink and order the whores as a second.
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