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Thread: Do you recognize my claims to the throne of the Kingdom of America?

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    Default Do you recognize my claims to the throne of the Kingdom of America?

    All hail Glorious Watermark XVII, King of America!
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    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Fetus View Post
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    You know I ounce did, but I started taking these little blue pills everyday and,,,, well,,,, I started to focus on other things.

    Like why my thingy started to shrink, and etc.

    Of course the java juice became an issue as well.

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    Where's the 3rd choice?
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    Would I get more support if I changed my title to "King of the Americans", like the Orleanist king of France did with his title?
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Fetus View Post
    Would I get more support if I changed my title to "King of the Americans", like the Orleanist king of France did with his title?
    You're on a role.

    Do you know what the pink pill does?

    Or is it red?
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    watermark i am sorry I had to temporarily change you to duke watermark, your name was really long and fucking up the look of the forum. let me know what you want your name to be


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    I acknowledge your authority over the profligate southern states.
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    is this your throne?....

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    I have temporarily had my title downgraded to Duke. Oh well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glorious Watermark XVII View Post
    All hail Glorious Watermark XVII, King of America!
    Take your crown, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and shove it up your ass.
    SEDITION: incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    is this your throne?....
    That looks like the toilet at the Witchery in Edinburgh.
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    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
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