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    Default Get Your Prostate checked, please!

    To all you old farts I love on here! Get your prostates checked, it isn't fun, but it will save your life!

    http://content.usatoday.com/communit...tate-cancer-/1
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    Thpeak for yourthelf! I enjoyed mine immenthely!!!
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    It is so cold here that my fingers aren't working properly today, please forgive all my spelling errors!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Thpeak for yourthelf! I enjoyed mine immenthely!!!
    Apparently if the index finger is longer than ring finger, then you have significantly less chance of contracting prostate cancer.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11880415

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    Interesting, observation!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rana View Post
    To all you old farts I love on here! Get your prostates checked, it isn't fun, but it will save your life!

    http://content.usatoday.com/communit...tate-cancer-/1
    easy for you to say!


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    Oh, believe me, a woman my age is not spared the finger! he he!

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    Prostate checks are the reason I go to female doctors. They have smaller hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    Prostate checks are the reason I go to female doctors. They have smaller hands.

    So you're saying that you are a tight arse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rana View Post
    It is so cold here that my fingers aren't working properly today, please forgive all my spelling errors!
    Get a cup of hot coco. It always works for me.

    The cold is Al Gores fault.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tom prendergast View Post
    Apparently if the index finger is longer than ring finger, then you have significantly less chance of contracting prostate cancer.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11880415

    Well when you remove yours from your ass, let us know how you measure up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    Prostate checks are the reason I go to female doctors. They have smaller hands.
    Don't you mean fingers?
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    Maybe not...it is why he likes women doctors! he he

    sorry Damo, just couldn't resist!

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    Quote Originally Posted by usaloyal2theend View Post
    Well when you remove yours from your ass, let us know how you measure up!
    The self styled comedienne from No Cal fails again.

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