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    The following will add no content to this post and yet make it infinitely more pretentions. That is all.
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    stop being a globalist ass-monkey. Thank you.

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    If i posted this i would have 70 responses


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    Quote Originally Posted by F R E N D O View Post
    If i posted this i would have 70 responses
    Probably true, but nobody can beat the gas Dixie blows all over this board. His wind gets 500 responses every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy View Post
    Probably true, but nobody can beat the gas Dixie blows all over this board. His wind gets 500 responses every time.
    Lulz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy View Post
    Probably true, but nobody can beat the gas Dixie blows all over this board. His wind gets 500 responses every time.
    True that. A Dix thread is almost always one of the "hot" threads. He seems to know just what will bring the most excitement to the board.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    True that. A Dix thread is almost always one of the "hot" threads. He seems to know just what will bring the most excitement to the board.
    imagine a werewolf with dixie playing

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    i would love to have dixie playing. It would rule.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    True that. A Dix thread is almost always one of the "hot" threads. He seems to know just what will bring the most excitement to the board.
    Yup, this place would be dead with out Dixie. He's the Howard Stern of JPP.
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