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    I AM THE MESSENGER OF GOD!

    All conservatives shall die! They shall be purged from this earth by a just and Mighty GOD. All shall perish before his anger.

    When GOD Smites you from this Earth you shall be escorted to HELL. Where all liberals shall have as their reward to TORTURE you for ALL ETERNITY, and hear the SWEET MELODY of your cries! Bide your time, conservative animals, because the next world will show no mercy to you. REPENTANCE IS FUTILE, for your crimes are too many to be forgiven by our kind and merciful master. Pretty soon, I myself shall be distributing justice to your evil hides, FOR ALL ETERNITY.

    GOD HAS SPOKEN!

    I AM THE MESSENGER OF GOD!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Messenger of God View Post
    I AM THE MESSENGER OF GOD!

    All conservatives shall die! They shall be purged from this earth by a just and Mighty GOD. All shall perish before his anger.

    When GOD Smites you from this Earth you shall be escorted to HELL. Where all liberals shall have as their reward to TORTURE you for ALL ETERNITY, and hear the SWEET MELODY of your cries! Bide your time, conservative animals, because the next world will show no mercy to you. REPENTANCE IS FUTILE, for your crimes are too many to be forgiven by our kind and merciful master. Pretty soon, I myself shall be distributing justice to your evil hides, FOR ALL ETERNITY.

    GOD HAS SPOKEN!

    I AM THE MESSENGER OF GOD!
    You're a fucking idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Messenger of God View Post
    I AM THE MESSENGER OF GOD!

    All fast food chicken franchise employees shall die! They shall be purged from this earth by a just and Mighty GOD. All shall perish before his anger.

    When GOD Smites you from this Earth you shall be escorted to HELL. Where all others shall have as their reward to TORTURE you for ALL ETERNITY, and hear the SWEET MELODY of your cries! Bide your time, fast food chicken franchise employee animals, because the next world will show no mercy to you. REPENTANCE IS FUTILE, for your crimes are too many to be forgiven by our kind and merciful master. Pretty soon, I myself shall be distributing justice to your evil hides, FOR ALL ETERNITY.

    GOD HAS SPOKEN!

    I AM THE MESSENGER OF GOD!
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    and all your followers stood up and said "........"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Messenger of God View Post
    I AM THE MESSENGER OF GOD!

    All conservatives shall die! They shall be purged from this earth by a just and Mighty GOD. All shall perish before his anger.

    When GOD Smites you from this Earth you shall be escorted to HELL. Where all liberals shall have as their reward to TORTURE you for ALL ETERNITY, and hear the SWEET MELODY of your cries! Bide your time, conservative animals, because the next world will show no mercy to you. REPENTANCE IS FUTILE, for your crimes are too many to be forgiven by our kind and merciful master. Pretty soon, I myself shall be distributing justice to your evil hides, FOR ALL ETERNITY.

    GOD HAS SPOKEN!

    I AM THE MESSENGER OF GOD!
    The photo below your post can be misleading. If that's a picture of Hell I'm definitely becoming a Conservative!
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    Quote Originally Posted by apple0154 View Post
    The photo below your post can be misleading. If that's a picture of Hell I'm definitely becoming a Conservative!
    Except you will be the one underneath Watermark.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Anonymous View Post
    Except you will be the one underneath Watermark.
    Then that photo is grossly misleading.
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    Quote Originally Posted by apple0154 View Post
    The photo below your post can be misleading. If that's a picture of Hell I'm definitely becoming a Conservative!
    Why so anxious to avoid Hell?
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    Quote Originally Posted by apple0154 View Post
    The photo below your post can be misleading. If that's a picture of Hell I'm definitely becoming a Conservative!
    That's Rosie O'Donnel having simulated sex.
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34
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