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    Default watermark is actually a female

    she adopts a male persona so that she can swear without having the double standard applied to her. Her ultimate goal is to take over the board, and as well all know, females can't run anything. By adopting a male persona it makes it more feasible. Notice sometimes how you may wish you could marry watermark. This is only possible if watermark was a girl


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    then why does she think with her balls?......

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    Quote Originally Posted by G 2 i n d View Post
    she adopts a male persona so that she can swear without having the double standard applied to her. Her ultimate goal is to take over the board, and as well all know, females can't run anything. By adopting a male persona it makes it more feasible. Notice sometimes how you may wish you could marry watermark. This is only possible if watermark was a girl
    Watermark is actually the greatest mole for the Libertarian party ever. Him playing as a die hard liberal, is pure gold.
    WATERMARK, GREATEST OF THE TRINITY, ON CHIK-FIL-A
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    I honestly didn't figure out he was a mole until I heard about the whole "crash the TEA party" thing. Then it all clicked in my head. WM had been doing that all along. His whole 'hyperbolic death to conservatives' rant is an act. He's a die hard Libertarian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weighted Companion Cube View Post
    Watermark is actually the greatest mole for the Libertarian party ever. Him playing as a die hard liberal, is pure gold.
    fun fact: watermark actually used to be a libertarian. lol, i know.


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    Quote Originally Posted by G 2 i n d View Post
    fun fact: watermark actually used to be a libertarian. lol, i know.
    I know he did too. That's the second part of how I figured him out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weighted Companion Cube View Post
    Watermark is actually the greatest mole for the Libertarian party ever. Him playing as a die hard liberal, is pure gold.
    if he's playing die hard, why does he die so easily?.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by G 2 i n d View Post
    she adopts a male persona so that she can swear without having the double standard applied to her. Her ultimate goal is to take over the board, and as well all know, females can't run anything. By adopting a male persona it makes it more feasible. Notice sometimes how you may wish you could marry watermark. This is only possible if watermark was a girl

    Translation:

    "I want Watermark so bad it hurts..."




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    Quote Originally Posted by usaloyal2theend View Post
    Translation:

    "I want Watermark so bad it hurts..."



    Translation/Translation:

    I pray there's a va-jay-jay under all dat!

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