Reply With QuoteI can just see Grind doing this at work!
Sweet Jane
How to tell you're bored at work
What to do when you are bored at work.....
1. Kill a few Flies
2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour.
3. Once they are dry, take a pencil and paper... Let your imagination flow.
Here are a few examples...
Last edited by Mott the Hoople; 02-04-2010 at 11:31 AM.
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Sweet Jane
I can just see Grind doing this at work!
You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!
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Unrealistic, there'd be no line at the men's room.
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
- -- Aristotle
Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
- -- The Buddha
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
- -- Aristotle
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And why did that one fly, in the ladies line, have a penis??Originally Posted by Damocles
SEDITION: incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority.
Sweet Jane
You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!
Sweet Jane
But there would be flies....though they wouldn't line up would they?
Or.... As Grind would say. "Fuck You Damo!"
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You know you laughed and you just don't want to admit it. This is because I am funny, in my underwhelming "literalist" sarcasm... It's okay to admit you were amused. It won't hurt, I promise.
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
- -- Aristotle
Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
- -- The Buddha
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
- -- Aristotle
Sweet Jane
Are you sure you're an American Damo? Your humour seems awfully British to me.
Or please, allow me to retort using underwhelming literalist sarcasm "Fuck You Damo!" :P
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Very creative Mott. Did you do these yourself?
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I wish!
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I didn't laugh, but, dammit!, you had me thinking back to the last time I may have had to wait in a line to the bathroom!!!
EDIT: Bars and Frat Parties, you dolt!
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