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    I'm Emmett, brn hair brn eyes, I like walks on the beach, cuddly animals and riding motorcycles in the mountains. I'm looking for a girl who is rich and has a lot of money. Also financially secure who is looking for a house husband to sit around and watch TV all day and talk on message boards. Must be willing to accept the fact that I get gas a lot from eating spicy food.

    Oh shit, I thought this was a dating site

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    lol.....
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    well, it CAN be a dating site

    I recommend you look up either

    1) watermark
    2) dixie


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    LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    Didn't Rob once create a troll named Emmett? Perhaps it had once less 't' or 'm,' though.

    Welcome aboard, emmett!! I too am attracted to rich women, and the more beautiful, the better!
    http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment...k_me_anything/


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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    Didn't Rob once create a troll named Emmett? Perhaps it had once less 't' or 'm,' though.

    Welcome aboard, emmett!! I too am attracted to rich women, and the more beautiful, the better!
    http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment...k_me_anything/


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    well that is weird ^


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    Quote Originally Posted by Overlord View Post
    well, it CAN be a dating site

    I recommend you look up either

    1) watermark
    2) dixie
    I know emmett....he would definitely prefer dixie.....
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    Heh, I know that dude...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norman Paperman View Post
    Heh, I know that dude...
    "It the same old shit over and over again, it never get any better though."

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