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    http://blogs.wsj.com/autoshow/2008/1...ires-up-women/

    By Kate Linebaugh

    Maserati’s new North America President Marti Eulberg and one of the most senior female auto executives, has an interesting take on women and sports cars. First, the fashionably dressed women in short skirts who stood by the company’s new Quattroporte sedan in sequined heels during the media preview won’t be sporting the same gear on public days. They’ll be wearing pants and Maserati racing jackets.

    But the company’s latest viral marketing campaign is linked up with Conde Nast’s GQ magazine and comes from a study by British insurer Hiscox. The study revealed that the note – tuned by an Italian sound engineer – that comes out of the tailpipe when the Maserati engine is revved raises testosterone levels in women and increases sexual arousal. So Maserati made it a ring tone.

    Meanwhile, Ms. Eulberg says the company’s North American sales are likely to be about 3,000 vehicles this year and she expects that to hold steady next year. – Kate Linebaugh

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    I always figured it was me being drunk and loud.
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    I seriously doubt there's a specific note that has any special effect with regard to horniness. All notes sound pretty much the same. They are imagining shit, or outright making it up for the purpose of an ad campaign.
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    Me.
    Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norman Paperman View Post
    Me.
    i just came in here to say the same thing


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    lol....soon to be the most downloaded ring tone ever.....

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    Money.
    Bush doubled the debt from 5 trillion to 10 trillion.
    Proving tax cuts work!

    Bush asked for and signed for the TARP money.
    The Republican senate leader backed Bush on this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Threedee View Post
    Awesome. Much more ethical than alcohol, and probably more enjoyable too.
    How is it more ethical? It's subversive and secretive where as alcohol is the polar opposite. And waaaaay more fun.
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    Just buy some of the phernome gasoline additive and a Pinto will turn em on.

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    Harley still has them beat. They have the noise...and uhmmm....the motion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Harley still has them beat. They have the noise...and uhmmm....the motion.
    Good Vibrations don't come from surfers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    Good Vibrations don't come from surfers.
    I have no idea where this came from; but I heard someone say:
    "You never see a Harley parked in the customer parking of a psychiatrist office."
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    I love how everyone skipped over my incredulity at the prospect of a horny note.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Watermark View Post
    I love how everyone skipped over my incredulity at the prospect of a horny note.
    I don't know why....humming always got ME laid.....

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