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    Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have sensationally asked King Charles for permission to change their titles to the Duke and Duchess of Hollywood.

    It's thought that the move could earn them millions - with Netflix potentially interested in paying way too much to film a 27-part docu-series on the name change, even if absolutely nothing of interest happens.

    The name change is likely to be revealed in a chat with Oprah Winfrey, who will look suitably shocked when told the news.

    American celebs who Harry and Meghan have tried to befriend in the States have apparently been left baffled by their Duke and Duchess of Sussex titles - regularly asking them "what is a Sussex?" and "is Sussex near Australia?"

    Royal commentator Bennie Bond said: "Experts have told Harry and Meghan becoming the Duke and Duchess of Hollywood could be worth tens of millions.

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal...d-title-change


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    Nonsense......even Hollywood does not want them.
    I choose my own words like the Americans of olden times........before this dystopia arrived.

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    All whine no work makes an impression...even in Hollywood.
    I choose my own words like the Americans of olden times........before this dystopia arrived.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkeye10 View Post
    All whine no work makes an impression...even in Hollywood.
    It's all set in train, get used to it!!

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    I didn't even know England had its own Onion site......
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    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    I didn't even know England had its own Onion site......
    England invented April Fool's Day.

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    I wish everyone here in the US...and everyone over in the UK...

    ...would get the hell off of Harry and Megan's backs.

    The constant barrage of disparagement of them has gone from tedious to childish.
    ON HIS WORST DAY, JOE BIDEN IS A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN TRUMP WAS ON HIS BEST DAY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by serendipity View Post

    Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have sensationally asked King Charles for permission to change their titles to the Duke and Duchess of Hollywood.

    It's thought that the move could earn them millions - with Netflix potentially interested in paying way too much to film a 27-part docu-series on the name change, even if absolutely nothing of interest happens.

    The name change is likely to be revealed in a chat with Oprah Winfrey, who will look suitably shocked when told the news.

    American celebs who Harry and Meghan have tried to befriend in the States have apparently been left baffled by their Duke and Duchess of Sussex titles - regularly asking them "what is a Sussex?" and "is Sussex near Australia?"

    Royal commentator Bennie Bond said: "Experts have told Harry and Meghan becoming the Duke and Duchess of Hollywood could be worth tens of millions.

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal...d-title-change

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Apisa View Post
    I wish everyone here in the US...and everyone over in the UK...

    ...would get the hell off of Harry and Megan's backs.

    The constant barrage of disparagement of them has gone from tedious to childish.
    Meghan came into the Royal Family with every expectation that she’d be able to milk them for all they were worth and that she was going to end up having a billionaire lifestyle.

    She has a billionaire lifestyle but without the money. They’re quickly running into serious problems financially.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lionfish View Post
    Has anybody found the princely testicles yet?
    They are still looking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Apisa View Post
    I wish everyone here in the US...and everyone over in the UK...

    ...would get the hell off of Harry and Megan's backs.

    The constant barrage of disparagement of them has gone from tedious to childish.
    Tough, Smeg is an odious grifter who has been found out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by serendipity View Post
    Meghan came into the Royal Family with every expectation that she’d be able to milk them for all they were worth and that she was going to end up having a billionaire lifestyle.

    She may have.

    My guess is, however, that you are making that guess because you have psychological and personal problems that show themselves often in almost all your posts. If you need to desparage others in order to feel better about yourself, continue to do so. But I can continue to wish that people like you could get a life of your own.

    She has a billionaire lifestyle but without the money. They’re quickly running into serious problems financially.
    That is possible.

    My guess is, however, that you are making that guess because you have psychological and personal problems that show themselves often in almost all your posts. If you need to desparage others in order to feel better about yourself, continue to do so. But I can continue to wish that people like you could get a life of your own.
    ON HIS WORST DAY, JOE BIDEN IS A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN TRUMP WAS ON HIS BEST DAY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by serendipity View Post
    Tough, Smeg is an odious grifter who has been found out.
    Get a life!
    ON HIS WORST DAY, JOE BIDEN IS A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN TRUMP WAS ON HIS BEST DAY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by serendipity View Post
    Tough, Smeg is an odious grifter who has been found out.
    You have handed out over 3000 "groans"...while making 4500 posts.

    I have never "groaned" any posts...while making over 23,0000 posts.

    GET A FUCKING LIFE!
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