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    The president can fuck! Just look at the the status of our country
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    Joke and Jill having sex:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Apisa View Post
    You really take the cake as a fucking asshole, Dach. I'm 87...and I can still get a boner. I've even woken with morning wood. There is no reason whatever to question whether Joe Biden can get it on...other than the fact that you are an asshole.

    You are just part of the MAGA right-wing filth polluting America right now. I hope we finally rid ourselves of you scum...although it is obvious we will have to tolerate you lot for a while longer.

    Okay...now you can go back to...what do you call it, "Playing with your peepee?"
    You nailed it, Frank.

    The guy wins the award for the biggest dickhead on the forum. Probably not the first time he's won such awards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkeye10 View Post
    Biden has always been a liar.
    Republiclown Mantra: Accuse the opposition of what you are guilty.
    Judge Juan M. Merchan wrote that Trump “appears to take the position that his situation and this case are unique and that the pre-trial publicity will never subside. However, this view does not align with reality.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Badguy View Post
    I personally don't care if the President can fuck, but I guess that is a burning question in some conservatives' minds.
    Better that he screws Jill, rather the entire nation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Capitalist View Post
    You nailed it, Frank.

    The guy wins the award for the biggest dickhead on the forum. Probably not the first time he's won such awards.
    I'd say you're in no danger, you'll always win the biggest dildo award.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lionfish View Post
    That Depends frankie
    That is so cute. I bet the other kids in the sandbox think you are a whiz.
    ON HIS WORST DAY, JOE BIDEN IS A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN TRUMP WAS ON HIS BEST DAY!

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    Maybe his lack of brainpower has been replaced by... well... blue pills?
    Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Capitalist View Post
    Republiclown Mantra: Accuse the opposition of what you are guilty.
    Projection much, or so you just do it when your talking points tell you to?
    Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
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    - -- The Buddha

    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Apisa View Post
    That is so cute. I bet the other kids in the sandbox think you are a whiz.
    That depends frankie on the time of day

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    Agreed. Shooting angry Trumpers should be a national pastime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by serendipity View Post
    I'd say you're in no danger, you'll always win the biggest dildo award.
    Congrats Serendipshit! You just won an all-expenses paid trip to my IGNORE list.

    Now suck my dick you little piece of shit mutherfukker!!!

    Oh, and don't forget to swallow...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Capitalist View Post
    Congrats Serendipshit! You just won an all-expenses paid trip to my IGNORE list.

    Now suck my dick you little piece of shit mutherfukker!!!

    Oh, and don't forget to swallow...


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    as you wet your panties...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dachshund View Post
    Another lie recently announced by Biden is that he and and Dr Jill (I presume ??!!) are stilling enjoying a vigorous sex-life.

    Call me a skeptic, but I really don't think BRANDON (an 81 year old with pronounced dementia) would ever be able to "get it up" (i.e "get a Boner," as you Yanks say) even if he took 300mg of Viagra half an hour before he attempted to "part the mink."

    And even if he were able to achieve an erection using a drug like "Viagra", I don't think Dr Jill would be agreeable to having any "nookie" with Ol' Joe.

    This is because given the fact his memory and sense of space/direction are profoundly fogged, he might well poke "it" right up Dr Jill's "wrong un" with out realising it, and then "go at it "hammer and tongs"" for 10 to 15 minutes (mistaking her screams of pain for screams of intense pleasure).

    This could all end up leaving Dr Jill with a very sore bottom the following day. So I am sure Brandon is prohibited from using male sex stimulants like "Viagra".

    That means that idea of him managing to achieve a natural erection and participate in sexual intercourse at his age (and with a limp and flaccid "senile" penis) is laughably ridiculous.

    It is all just another bizarre, over-the-top, "BALLS OUT" lie manufactured by the Democrat propaganda machine.

    It is incredible the depths to which they will descend. Right folks ?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Dachshund View Post
    Another lie recently announced by Biden is that he and and Dr Jill (I presume ??!!) are stilling enjoying a vigorous sex-life.

    Call me a skeptic, but I really don't think BRANDON (an 81 year old with pronounced dementia) would ever be able to "get it up" (i.e "get a Boner," as you Yanks say) even if he took 300mg of Viagra half an hour before he attempted to "part the mink."

    And even if he were able to achieve an erection using a drug like "Viagra", I don't think Dr Jill would be agreeable to having any "nookie" with Ol' Joe.

    This is because given the fact his memory and sense of space/direction are profoundly fogged, he might well poke "it" right up Dr Jill's "wrong un" with out realising it, and then "go at it "hammer and tongs"" for 10 to 15 minutes (mistaking her screams of pain for screams of intense pleasure).

    This could all end up leaving Dr Jill with a very sore bottom the following day. So I am sure Brandon is prohibited from using male sex stimulants like "Viagra".

    That means that idea of him managing to achieve a natural erection and participate in sexual intercourse at his age (and with a limp and flaccid "senile" penis) is laughably ridiculous.

    It is all just another bizarre, over-the-top, "BALLS OUT" lie manufactured by the Democrat propaganda machine.

    It is incredible the depths to which they will descend. Right folks ?




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    Biden also says he talks to foreign dead Presidents all the time.
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    - -- The Buddha

    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post


    as you wet your panties...
    Well, I expect at some point Joke Communist will have everybody on his ignore list and it will then be obvious, even if not to him, that he's only talking to himself...

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