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    Can God make a rock he can’t move?

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    Are you asking me?
    Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Samuel Johnson, 1775
    Religion....is the opiate of the people. Karl Marx, 1848
    Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose. Kris Kristofferson, 1969

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinkerpeach View Post
    Can God make a rock he can’t move?
    LOL…How old are you? Six … Seven?

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    Quote Originally Posted by leaningright View Post
    LOL…How old are you? Six … Seven?
    About that.

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    Well I actually know the answer and you guys don’t so that makes me the only adult in the room

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinkerpeach View Post
    Well I actually know the answer and you guys don’t so that makes me the only adult in the room
    Give us the answer. Or are you a troll?

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    I will give you the answer in a couple of days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinkerpeach View Post
    I will give you the answer in a couple of days
    troll

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinkerpeach View Post
    Can God make a rock he can’t move?
    yes......how else do you explain the mind of an atheist......
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    God is dog spelled backwards.

    I very, very much believe in dogs.

    I'm not sure how tolerable my life would be without them.

    Some say the very same thing about God, I understand.
    But I can see, hear, smell, and touch what helps me through my life.

    To this point, at least, God has never given me a face licking.
    Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Samuel Johnson, 1775
    Religion....is the opiate of the people. Karl Marx, 1848
    Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose. Kris Kristofferson, 1969

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinkerpeach View Post
    Can God make a rock he can’t move?
    No
    What day is Michaelmas on?
    When is the Mass on Michael?
    AM I ,I AM's,AM I
    I AM,I AM's, AM I

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinkerpeach View Post
    Can God make a rock he can’t move?
    You show you are a non-believer and totally ignorant about God

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    Quote Originally Posted by ptif219 View Post
    You show you are a non-believer and totally ignorant about God
    Go back to Hotwire lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiftyNiblick View Post
    God is dog spelled backwards.

    I very, very much believe in dogs.

    I'm not sure how tolerable my life would be without them.

    Some say the very same thing about God, I understand.
    But I can see, hear, smell, and touch what helps me through my life.

    To this point, at least, God has never given me a face licking.
    Dog is mans best friend according to many but if you spell it backwards you find the real best Friend of Man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinkerpeach View Post
    Go back to Hotwire lol
    Why you can't handle me?

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