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    Default Things not used to kill kids!

    Things not used to kill kids:
    *Books. *Drag Queens. *Pronouns. *Statue of David
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    Things not used to kill kids:
    *Books. *Drag Queens. *Pronouns. *Statue of David
    somewhere, out there in the world, i'm reasonably sure that at least one kid has been killed by being smashed in the head with a book, or a small statue.
    A sad commentary on we, as a people, and our viewpoint of our freedom can be summed up like this. We have liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, yet those very people look at Constitutionalists as radical and extreme.................so those liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans must believe that the constitution is radical and extreme.

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    nobody kills them with butt plugs either, so I guess Democrats now want that included in elementary education too

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    Quote Originally Posted by zymurgy View Post
    nobody kills them with butt plugs either, so I guess Democrats now want that included in elementary education too
    Nah, they can achieve the same thing by bringing a GOP legislator in to talk to the class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmarterthanYou View Post
    somewhere, out there in the world, i'm reasonably sure that at least one kid has been killed by being smashed in the head with a book, or a small statue.
    ...wielded by a drag queen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmarterthanYou View Post
    somewhere, out there in the world, i'm reasonably sure that at least one kid has been killed by being smashed in the head with a book, or a small statue.
    Ok but it’s very rare.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    Things not used to kill kids:
    *Books. *Drag Queens. *Pronouns. *Statue of David
    Wouldn't that depend on how the word "kill" is used as a metaphor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmarterthanYou View Post
    somewhere, out there in the world, i'm reasonably sure that at least one kid has been killed by being smashed in the head with a book, or a small statue.
    Was it a yuge tome or statue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by T. A. Gardner View Post
    Wouldn't that depend on how the word "kill" is used as a metaphor?
    No, not a metaphor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T. A. Gardner View Post
    Wouldn't that depend on how the word "kill" is used as a metaphor?
    Good point. That would explain you guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zymurgy View Post
    nobody kills them with butt plugs either, so I guess Democrats now want that included in elementary education too
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