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    Default You have no idea how badly I want this to be true...

    https://www.1029thebuzz.com/2017/04/03/squirrels/

    Woman Arrested for Training Squirrels to Attack Her Ex

    I’ve considered arson… I’ve considered castration… but I must have been thinking through this entirely, entirely wrong.

    I can see what he loved about her. Must’ve been her beautiful smile.

    This is Janice. 45. Former circus animal trainer from Detroit (no, literally). I don’t know what you’d call her other than a squirrel whisperer for all the wrong reasons. She was recently arrested for training squirrels to attack her 51-year-old ex, and it worked. The dude even ended up losing a couple fingers and part of his manhood from it.

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    Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
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    No way I would believe that story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    https://www.1029thebuzz.com/2017/04/03/squirrels/

    Woman Arrested for Training Squirrels to Attack Her Ex

    I’ve considered arson… I’ve considered castration… but I must have been thinking through this entirely, entirely wrong.

    I can see what he loved about her. Must’ve been her beautiful smile.

    This is Janice. 45. Former circus animal trainer from Detroit (no, literally). I don’t know what you’d call her other than a squirrel whisperer for all the wrong reasons. She was recently arrested for training squirrels to attack her 51-year-old ex, and it worked. The dude even ended up losing a couple fingers and part of his manhood from it.

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    squirrels as handled assets. consider the possibilities for world dominion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordberg View Post
    No way I would believe that story.
    When the news runs into your sense of humor it is always tough to believe it.
    Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
    - -- Aristotle

    Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
    - -- The Buddha

    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
    - -- Aristotle

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    Quote Originally Posted by AssHatZombie View Post
    squirrels as handled assets. consider the possibilities for world dominion.
    Mwahahahaha! Domination!
    Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
    - -- Aristotle

    Believe nothing on the faith of traditions, even though they have been held in honor for many generations and in diverse places. Do not believe a thing because many people speak of it. Do not believe on the faith of the sages of the past. Do not believe what you yourself have imagined, persuading yourself that a God inspires you. Believe nothing on the sole authority of your masters and priests. After examination, believe what you yourself have tested and found to be reasonable, and conform your conduct thereto.
    - -- The Buddha

    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
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    amazingly clever
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    https://www.1029thebuzz.com/2017/04/03/squirrels/

    Woman Arrested for Training Squirrels to Attack Her Ex

    I’ve considered arson… I’ve considered castration… but I must have been thinking through this entirely, entirely wrong.

    I can see what he loved about her. Must’ve been her beautiful smile.

    This is Janice. 45. Former circus animal trainer from Detroit (no, literally). I don’t know what you’d call her other than a squirrel whisperer for all the wrong reasons. She was recently arrested for training squirrels to attack her 51-year-old ex, and it worked. The dude even ended up losing a couple fingers and part of his manhood from it.

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    I've heard of that story. At first it was "a man stabbed by a squirrel by a woman."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    https://www.1029thebuzz.com/2017/04/03/squirrels/

    Woman Arrested for Training Squirrels to Attack Her Ex

    I’ve considered arson… I’ve considered castration… but I must have been thinking through this entirely, entirely wrong.

    I can see what he loved about her. Must’ve been her beautiful smile.

    This is Janice. 45. Former circus animal trainer from Detroit (no, literally). I don’t know what you’d call her other than a squirrel whisperer for all the wrong reasons. She was recently arrested for training squirrels to attack her 51-year-old ex, and it worked. The dude even ended up losing a couple fingers and part of his manhood from it.

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    That's NUTS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordberg View Post
    No way I would believe that story.
    Why not? The military in WW 2 trained pigeons to guide a bomb onto a target...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExpressLane View Post
    That's NUTS.
    That's how she paid the squirrels off to do it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by T. A. Gardner View Post
    That's how she paid the squirrels off to do it...
    I saw a guy that trained crows to collect coins on the street and deposit in a machine that pays out peanuts. The crows actually trained their young to do the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T. A. Gardner View Post
    Why not? The military in WW 2 trained pigeons to guide a bomb onto a target...
    A poop bomb?
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    I smell a rat... a tree rat.
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