How to be a good Climate Activist

[Libhater]

Step 1-- own a private jet and be rich

Step 2-- lecture the poor

Step 3-- fly to Davos

Step 4-- give yourself an award

Step 5-- make rules to make the poor poorer

Step 6-- don't follow the rules yourself

[T. A. Gardner]

Step 0-- Have an education background including at least one college degree, but zero knowledge of science, engineering, or anything real world.