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    Default Hello. It is about time to introduce myself finally.

    Hi, my name is Bastet, the Supreme Leader of the Black Cat galaxy, known as the Milky Way and it's cousin galaxy known as the Magellan Galaxy. We have been in a war with the Dogs, Wolves and Werewolves from The Death Dog Galaxy, known as the Canis Major Overdensity. The Great War has been going on for millennia. Your world government is in association with us with some of your planets in your Solar System (your Sun is known as Atum). We are in coordination with countless of star systems. Many are members of the BCAO, which is about the same as your NATO.

    Currently we are nearing the end of the Great War. Their numbers have been dwindling.

    So I have the time to accept questions from you. You can ask for advice if you want.

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    This one has been reportedly sighted in the forests on your planet. If you see him, do not, under any circumstance, approach him. He has been mistaken for a Bigfoot. Those that have seen him and claimed it was a Bigfoot were extremely lucky to get out alive.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    Hi, my name is Bastet, the Supreme Leader of the Black Cat galaxy, known as the Milky Way and it's cousin galaxy known as the Magellan Galaxy. We have been in a war with the Dogs, Wolves and Werewolves from The Death Dog Galaxy, known as the Canis Major Overdensity. The Great War has been going on for millennia. Your world government is in association with us with some of your planets in your Solar System (your Sun is known as Atum). We are in coordination with countless of star systems. Many are members of the BCAO, which is about the same as your NATO.

    Currently we are nearing the end of the Great War. Their numbers have been dwindling.

    So I have the time to accept questions from you. You can ask for advice if you want.


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    So I have the time to accept questions from you.

    Is that the artist formerly known as Prince hovering under your nose?

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    You have the ass of a woman. Are you trans?

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    And tits. Small ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post
    So I have the time to accept questions from you.

    Is that the artist formerly known as Prince hovering under your nose?
    Good question but no. The symbol is known as Ankh. It is a symbol of (Everlasting) Life. It predates Christianity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    Hi, my name is Bastet, the Supreme Leader of the Black Cat galaxy, known as the Milky Way and it's cousin galaxy known as the Magellan Galaxy. We have been in a war with the Dogs, Wolves and Werewolves from The Death Dog Galaxy, known as the Canis Major Overdensity. The Great War has been going on for millennia. Your world government is in association with us with some of your planets in your Solar System (your Sun is known as Atum). We are in coordination with countless of star systems. Many are members of the BCAO, which is about the same as your NATO.

    Currently we are nearing the end of the Great War. Their numbers have been dwindling.

    So I have the time to accept questions from you. You can ask for advice if you want.

    Are you Lorena Bobbit by chance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titties and Beer View Post
    Are you Lorena Bobbit by chance?
    Yes I cut off my enemies' penises and balls and hang them on the walls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    Yes I cut off my enemies' penises and balls and hang them on the walls.
    Fuck you Doxer. No man would touch you. Thank God for jakinoff

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    Hi, my name is Bastet, the Supreme Leader of the Black Cat galaxy, known as the Milky Way and it's cousin galaxy known as the Magellan Galaxy. We have been in a war with the Dogs, Wolves and Werewolves from The Death Dog Galaxy, known as the Canis Major Overdensity. The Great War has been going on for millennia. Your world government is in association with us with some of your planets in your Solar System (your Sun is known as Atum). We are in coordination with countless of star systems. Many are members of the BCAO, which is about the same as your NATO.

    Currently we are nearing the end of the Great War. Their numbers have been dwindling.

    So I have the time to accept questions from you. You can ask for advice if you want.

    Yeah, I remember when I had MY first bong hit
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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    This one has been reportedly sighted in the forests on your planet. If you see him, do not, under any circumstance, approach him. He has been mistaken for a Bigfoot. Those that have seen him and claimed it was a Bigfoot were extremely lucky to get out alive.

    That's what Marjorie Taylor Greene looks like without makeup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post
    You have the ass of a woman. Are you trans?
    Quit hitting on him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post
    And tits. Small ones.
    Freak.
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