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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post

    Now that was really good....lololol

    My virgin prostate exam was not pleasant as the average man. Don't ask me why!

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    My proctologist said, in a creepy voice, "Don't worry, your troubles will soon all be behind you!".
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    Quote Originally Posted by LurchAddams View Post
    My proctologist said, in a creepy voice, "Don't worry, your troubles will soon all be behind you!".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titties and Beer View Post
    Now that was really good....lololol

    My virgin prostate exam was not pleasant as the average man. Don't ask me why!
    Did your doctor have both hands on your shoulders.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titties and Beer View Post
    Now that was really good....lololol

    My virgin prostate exam was not pleasant as the average man. Don't ask me why!
    Oh, no! While it was happening, did you hear moaning behind you????
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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post

    My urologist gave me a prostate exam. I began to get worried when he put both hands on my shoulders.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    My urologist gave me a prostate exam. I began to get worried when he put both hands on my shoulders.
    Maybe he had three arms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    Maybe he had three arms?
    When I heard it was a "digital" exam I thought that was some new technology.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flash View Post
    When I heard it was a "digital" exam I thought that was some new technology.
    The Digital Age of medicine.

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