Mom sez alcohol is your enemy

[Hawkeye10]

I am on my third beer.

"Christ, you're an amateur."
Good Will Hunting

[Hawkeye10]

We live in a collapsing society in a Dark Age.....I say that self medicating is EXACTLY the reasonable rational plan.


Those who expect me to show contrition need to go fuck themselves.

[LurchAddams]

If Im being honest I must say that pretty much all of the worst things I have ever done were when I was heavily under the influence of alcohol.

Yeah, we've all seen you posts

[LurchAddams]

Nothing to do with what I posted. Plus I said when I was HEAVILY under the influence of alcohol.

There was a lot of crying into beers here in TX yesterday. The Cowboys lost.

[LurchAddams]

Link?

"Link" to Jesus partying hard

[LurchAddams]

Doesnt mean he was a drunk, or was ever drunk at all. He wasnt.

You're right. Jesus only started drinking after 5, had only two glasses, but switched to water for an hour before he rode his Donkey back to the barn.

[LurchAddams]

Alcohol and drugs have always worked for me.

Oh, man. The best jokes you tell are when you don't mean to. Son, you're a total mess. No one likes you or listens to you. So - you're being high is just fine - just stay away from this forum and we'll all be happy.

Your drugs and alcohol DO NOT work for any of US.

[Doc Dutch]

Jesus was under the influence of alcohol.

All that wine at the Last Supper.