uncomfortable, funny, cool as hell, all at the same time.

[Stone]

Keeping in mind that you have been wrong all the way up till now.

Nope. Wrong timeline.

[Hawkeye10]

Nope. Wrong timeline.

I hope that you are right for a change about the communists being put down anytime soon, but I see no evidence that you are.

[Saint Guinefort]

They will be consumed by fire. Sooner rather than later.

https://soundcloud.com/hagiograph/th...onsumethem-too

[McRocket]

And then you woke up. Total bullshit.

This from the KING of Bragging (to my knowledge) on this forum.

You have bragged about - whilst offering ZERO proof to back up ANY OF THEM - your SUPPOSED:

- impressive looks of your wife
- your self defense abilities
- your wealth

I strongly urge you to factually back up at least, ONE THING you have bragged about on here?

Before you accuse Stone/anyone else of telling 'tall tales'.

Also, from what I have read of his posts?
He does not strike me as the 'bragging' type.

[Jarod]

Friday night, we were out with friends for a birthday party at our best sports bar hangout. I turn around real quick and BAM,....my right hand is buried in our waitresses tits. And lemme tell ya,....thats quite a set of tits. Accident,...I didnt even know she was there. I said,...Oh geez, Im sorry. She whispers in my ear,.....thats ok,...Ive always really liked you.

Uncomfortable....Yeah,...my wife just a few feet away as the waitress is whispering. Funny....That it happened at all! Cool.......Old mans STILL got it!

Did she get the tip she was fishing for?

[McRocket]

Friday night, we were out with friends for a birthday party at our best sports bar hangout. I turn around real quick and BAM,....my right hand is buried in our waitresses tits. And lemme tell ya,....thats quite a set of tits. Accident,...I didnt even know she was there. I said,...Oh geez, Im sorry. She whispers in my ear,.....thats ok,...Ive always really liked you.

Uncomfortable....Yeah,...my wife just a few feet away as the waitress is whispering. Funny....That it happened at all! Cool.......Old mans STILL got it!

Congratulations!

That must have felt great.

And I do NOT doubt that it happened just as you claimed.
OR...that the waitress meant everything she said.


Just a word of warning?
The number one technique utilized by female employees in adult establishments, to generate additional income, is to get customers to develop 'crushes' on them.
(you probably are aware of this. But there are a HUGE, numbers of men who do not seem to.)

Having typed that?
I highly doubt, most waitresses would let their customers 'feel them up' (accidental or otherwise) - tips or not.

So my guess is - she probably meant what she said.

Again...congrats!

[Poor Richard Saunders]

Friday night, we were out with friends for a birthday party at our best sports bar hangout. I turn around real quick and BAM,....my right hand is buried in our waitresses tits. And lemme tell ya,....thats quite a set of tits. Accident,...I didnt even know she was there. I said,...Oh geez, Im sorry. She whispers in my ear,.....thats ok,...Ive always really liked you.

Uncomfortable....Yeah,...my wife just a few feet away as the waitress is whispering. Funny....That it happened at all! Cool.......Old mans STILL got it!

The waitress certainly has learned how to lie to customers to increase her tips.

[Flash]

Friday night, we were out with friends for a birthday party at our best sports bar hangout. I turn around real quick and BAM,....my right hand is buried in our waitresses tits. And lemme tell ya,....thats quite a set of tits. Accident,...I didnt even know she was there. I said,...Oh geez, Im sorry. She whispers in my ear,.....thats ok,...Ive always really liked you.

Uncomfortable....Yeah,...my wife just a few feet away as the waitress is whispering. Funny....That it happened at all! Cool.......Old mans STILL got it!

Did she get a good tip?

A recent story about a waitress with waist-length hair put it in pig tails and her tips substantially increased.

[Concart]

This from the KING of Bragging (to my knowledge) on this forum.

You have bragged about - whilst offering ZERO proof to back up ANY OF THEM - your SUPPOSED:

- impressive looks of your wife
- your self defense abilities
- your wealth

I strongly urge you to factually back up at least, ONE THING you have bragged about on here?

Before you accuse Stone/anyone else of telling 'tall tales'.

Also, from what I have read of his posts?
He does not strike me as the 'bragging' type.

Hi buddy!!! Following me around like a dog in heat? I'm flattered. But sorry. I'm taken. Seems you could have figured that out if you'd read the posts in this thread.

[McRocket]

Did she get a good tip?

A recent story about a waitress with waist-length hair put it in pig tails and her tips substantially increased.

Did you see this episode of the MythBusters?

The conclusions were interesting.
And somewhat surprising - to me, anyway.

[MAGA MAN]

This from the KING of Bragging (to my knowledge) on this forum.

You have bragged about - whilst offering ZERO proof to back up ANY OF THEM - your SUPPOSED:

- impressive looks of your wife
- your self defense abilities
- your wealth

[B]I strongly urge you to factually back up at least, ONE THING you have bragged about on here?

Bingo. I had this guy pegged long ago- the first of his posts that I read. The guy invented a persona. Several other libs here have done that as well.

[Flash]

Did you see this episode of the MythBusters?

The conclusions were interesting.
And somewhat surprising - to me, anyway.

Bigger tips to help pay for the implants.

[McRocket]

Bigger tips to help pay for the implants.

Umm...I assume you did not see the episode/attached video.

She is wearing 'falsies'.

It was an experiment.

[Flash]

Umm...I assume you did not see the episode/attached video.

She is wearing 'falsies'.

Yes, I saw it, but the customers did not know she did not have implants (besides, I was joking).

[archives]

Did you see this episode of the MythBusters?

The conclusions were interesting.
And somewhat surprising - to me, anyway.

Not surprised, a lot of my favorite bartenders were replaced by young girls, young girls with cleavage, and it wasn’t cause the owner thought they made better drinks. And not one of them can pour a proper Guinness