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    Default uncomfortable, funny, cool as hell, all at the same time.

    Friday night, we were out with friends for a birthday party at our best sports bar hangout. I turn around real quick and BAM,....my right hand is buried in our waitresses tits. And lemme tell ya,....thats quite a set of tits. Accident,...I didnt even know she was there. I said,...Oh geez, Im sorry. She whispers in my ear,.....thats ok,...Ive always really liked you.

    Uncomfortable....Yeah,...my wife just a few feet away as the waitress is whispering. Funny....That it happened at all! Cool.......Old mans STILL got it!

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    the only time these things happen to me it involves a dog (the four legged kind covered with fur).

    oddly the dog's reaction is much the same as the waitress, they like me.
    "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything." Joseph Stalin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone View Post
    Friday night, we were out with friends for a birthday party at our best sports bar hangout. I turn around real quick and BAM,....my right hand is buried in our waitresses tits. And lemme tell ya,....thats quite a set of tits. Accident,...I didnt even know she was there. I said,...Oh geez, Im sorry. She whispers in my ear,.....thats ok,...Ive always really liked you.

    Uncomfortable....Yeah,...my wife just a few feet away as the waitress is whispering. Funny....That it happened at all! Cool.......Old mans STILL got it!
    And then you woke up. Total bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Concart View Post
    And then you woke up. Total bullshit.
    Its only bullshit to bald ugly old looking men like you. Go look in the mirror motherfucker,...it aint pretty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone View Post
    Its only bullshit to bald ugly old looking men like you. Go look in the mirror motherfucker,...it aint pretty.
    My wife disagrees. And she's the only one that counts. Guys who claim they've 'got it' never do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Concart View Post
    My wife disagrees. And she's the only one that counts. Guys who claim they've 'got it' never do.
    Ohhhh, that’s so wonderful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    Ohhhh, that’s so wonderful!
    It took me 60 years, but I found my soulmate. Beautiful inside and out. I don't need to have someone else whisper in my ear to make me feel like a man. But that's me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Concart View Post
    My wife disagrees. And she's the only one that counts. Guys who claim they've 'got it' never do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone View Post
    Friday night, we were out with friends for a birthday party at our best sports bar hangout. I turn around real quick and BAM,....my right hand is buried in our waitresses tits. And lemme tell ya,....thats quite a set of tits. Accident,...I didnt even know she was there. I said,...Oh geez, Im sorry. She whispers in my ear,.....thats ok,...Ive always really liked you.

    Uncomfortable....Yeah,...my wife just a few feet away as the waitress is whispering. Funny....That it happened at all! Cool.......Old mans STILL got it!
    I am pretty sure that in my dystopia your behavior would have been deemed a macro-aggression.
    This illegal illegitimate regime that runs America is at fault...not me.... they do not represent me and I have long objected to their crimes against humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkeye10 View Post
    I am pretty sure that in my dystopia your behavior would have been deemed a macro-aggression.
    Thats why I make my own. People can take it or leave it,...their choice. either way I could give a shit less what they pick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone View Post
    Thats why I make my own. People can take it or leave it,...their choice. either way I could give a shit less what they pick.
    Intent is irrelevant in WOKE, and there is no forgiveness in this religion....every misstep must be addressed with punishment.
    This illegal illegitimate regime that runs America is at fault...not me.... they do not represent me and I have long objected to their crimes against humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkeye10 View Post
    ...every misstep must be addressed with punishment.
    And THAT is exactly what is coming for "the revolution pigs". Most likely capital punishment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone View Post
    And THAT is exactly what is coming for "the revolution pigs". Most likely capital punishment.
    You know what I think about that but enemies of this communist revolution do seem to be learning that telling the demanded lies and submission is the road to Hell.
    This illegal illegitimate regime that runs America is at fault...not me.... they do not represent me and I have long objected to their crimes against humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkeye10 View Post
    You know what I think about that but enemies of this communist revolution do seem to be learning that telling the demanded lies and submission is the road to Hell.
    They will be consumed by fire. Sooner rather than later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone View Post
    They will be consumed by fire. Sooner rather than later.
    Keeping in mind that you have been wrong all the way up till now.
    This illegal illegitimate regime that runs America is at fault...not me.... they do not represent me and I have long objected to their crimes against humanity.

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