Why are British women called Birds?

[Hawkeye10]

WIFE says that one theory is that women tend to chirp on in such a way that men know that we can ignore everything they say for at least the next five minutes.




WHATSAYU?

[LurchAddams]

WIFE says that one theory is that women tend to chirp on in such a way that men know that we can ignore everything they say for at least the next five minutes.




WHATSAYU?

It's a slang term, like "babe", "chick" or "side piece".

You're welcome brain freeze.

[Hawkeye10]

It's a slang term, like "babe", "chick" or "side piece".

You're welcome brain freeze.

In other words you have no fucking clue but you are going to suck up my time anyways....because you suck.

Feel free to sit your ass down SUCKA!

[LurchAddams]

In other words you have no fucking clue but you are going to suck up my time anyways....because you suck.

Feel free to sit your ass down SUCKA!

Oh. Was I wasting "your time". I am so sorry. I see you're busy trying to ruin people's night, I'll let you get back to it.



Here you go, by the way. I'll Google for ya:

"As early as 1300, bird was used for ‘girl’, but this was probably owing to confusion with another similar middle English word, burde, which also meant ‘young woman’. The usage crops up from time to time in later centuries, clearly as an independent metaphorical application, but there does not really seem to be an unbroken chain of occurrences leading up to the sudden explosion in the use of bird for ‘young woman’ in the 20th century.
(www.dictionarycentral.com)"

[goat]

WIFE says that one theory is that women tend to chirp on in such a way that men know that we can ignore everything they say for at least the next five minutes.




WHATSAYU?

I watched The Quiet Man tonight and they were handing Sean Thornton sticks to beat his wife Mary Kate. That won't fly today even though Desh needs a spanking.

[Hawkeye10]

I watched The Quiet Man tonight and they were handing Sean Thornton sticks to beat his wife Mary Kate. That won't fly today even though Desh needs a spanking.

Hmmmm.

I dont feel like you are helping.

[goat]

Hmmmm.

I dont feel like you are helping.

Times change. You can't get away with spanking women anymore.

[Hawkeye10]

Times change. You can't get away with spanking women anymore.

BULL SHIT!

I should know!

[Hawkeye10]

Oh. Was I wasting "your time". I am so sorry. I see you're busy trying to ruin people's night, I'll let you get back to it.



Here you go, by the way. I'll Google for ya:

"As early as 1300, bird was used for ‘girl’, but this was probably owing to confusion with another similar middle English word, burde, which also meant ‘young woman’. The usage crops up from time to time in later centuries, clearly as an independent metaphorical application, but there does not really seem to be an unbroken chain of occurrences leading up to the sudden explosion in the use of bird for ‘young woman’ in the 20th century.
(www.dictionarycentral.com)"

I am Zen.

[Hawkeye10]

Times change. You can't get away with spanking women anymore.

Figuring out the best of the women was the best decision I ever made.

It is actually possible!

[Hawkeye10]

"Satisfy the best of the women, and pick the best....and the world is your oyster.....you get what ever you want"
Hawkeye the Wise

[Hawkeye10]

I am more than a little bit spoiled, but in my defense I earned it!

TOP! KNOWS!

[LurchAddams]

I am Zen.

No. You are not.

[Hawkeye10]

No. You are not.

Its good to see that you are all better now, I was slightly worried about you.

[LurchAddams]

Its good to see that you are all better now, I was slightly worried about you.

Mmm hmm. Sure.