Republicans should take Tim Scott's advice...

[floridafan]

You'd make me regret not killing you, huh? Look, bitch. Fuck You. I am not a shill like you and do not have handlers.

Would you like me to think of scenarios where you die? I can. It's not a problem at all.

I would invite you over sweetie, but like the coward you are, you would never show up

[floridafan]

Jump into my arms, cupcake. I'll show ya!

Slam you into the back Bahia and Bermuda. I'm cool with that.

I can pick you up and do it, too.

If I can pick up a "Bolens" rider mower into a pickup, I doubt you weigh that much.

Unless you're some super fatass that weighs over 400 lbs.

What a sick little old lady you are, I really feel sorry for you.

[Matt Dillon]

If you want to live in a theocracy than go o Iran.

Unfortunately for whoever, I'm born and bred in America.


Wait.. or maybe Korea. Nah, it was stateside.

[Matt Dillon]

What a sick little old lady you are, I really feel sorry for you.

Not sure why. I bet you wish you could do the things I do.

When was the last time you hucked up a POS riding mower into a kid's pickup truck to get rid of it?

He was willing to give it a shot, I was not. I wished him the best of luck.

I'm to the point where if it doesn't fire up after a couple turns, it's got to go.

I've spent too much time pulling on things..and then there was the Tecumseh Crank start mower. That motherfucker.

At least 15% of all my "try to start it" time went to that absolute beast. Oh, it was so bad.

[Trumpet]

Unfortunately for whoever, I'm born and bred in America.


Wait.. or maybe Korea. Nah, it was stateside.

I don't know about you, but the irrationality of a theocracy doesn't appeal to me, and neither does Trumpian Christianity.

[Matt Dillon]

I don't know about you, but the irrationality of a theocracy doesn't appeal to me, and neither does Trumpian Christianity.

Sux 2 b u

[LurchAddams]

I can lift you over my head and throw you like the trash you are, you stupid faggot.

Not only can you not lift anything over your head, you can't lift your own bloated head. Mostly because you were so hungry one day you deep-fried your hands.

You're a clown. No one takes you seriously, Princess.