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18 U.S. Code § 2071 - Concealment, removal, or mutilation generally
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LOCK HIM UP!
Jarod (08-07-2022)
While the rumors of him being dropped a lot while his mother was working as a Melbourne hooker may or may not be true, as a certified JPP psychologist, I can attest that Shoresy has a severe case of excessive Canis dingo jizzus on the brain. It creates excessive intracranial pressures, resulting in a severe IQ drop.
He needs to have a hole drilled in his head to let the pressure out or, conversely, stop blowing dingoes.
"Hatred is a failure of imagination" - Graham Greene, "The Power and the Glory"
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