Trumpet

[jakemax]

This guy was traveling through Arkansas and stopped at a country gas station to use the facilities. He walked in the men's room and he was shocked! A man was leaning against the wall with his pants down while man behind him with his pants down fag porked him in the ass! And if that wasn't bad enough, another guy was fag porking the second guy as well! Shocked, the guy ran into the station and reported it to manager. The manager, a Welshman named tommy got an odd look on his face and asked if the guy in the middle had on brown overalls and a green John Deere hat?

Guy: As a matter of fact he did!
Tommy: Oh, that's just old trumpet. He's lucky at cards too!

[Trumpet]

This guy was traveling through Arkansas and stopped at a country gas station to use the facilities. He walked in the men's room and he was shocked! A man was leaning against the wall with his pants down while man behind him with his pants down fag porked him in the ass! And if that wasn't bad enough, another guy was fag porking the second guy as well! Shocked, the guy ran into the station and reported it to manager. The manager, a Welshman named tommy got an odd look on his face and asked if the guy in the middle had on brown overalls and a green John Deere hat?

Guy: As a matter of fact he did!
Tommy: Oh, that's just old trumpet. He's lucky at cards too!

Hey Cum Drops, you'll have to do better than this.

[domer76]

This guy was traveling through Arkansas and stopped at a country gas station to use the facilities. He walked in the men's room and he was shocked! A man was leaning against the wall with his pants down while man behind him with his pants down fag porked him in the ass! And if that wasn't bad enough, another guy was fag porking the second guy as well! Shocked, the guy ran into the station and reported it to manager. The manager, a Welshman named tommy got an odd look on his face and asked if the guy in the middle had on brown overalls and a green John Deere hat?

Guy: As a matter of fact he did!
Tommy: Oh, that's just old trumpet. He's lucky at cards too!

^Tribute thread.

Owned

[jakemax]

^Tribute thread.

Owned

You scum are really fucked in the head if you think insulting you is a tribute. Oh wait, you're just lying, like always.

[LurchAddams]

This guy was traveling through Arkansas and stopped at a country gas station to use the facilities. He walked in the men's room and he was shocked! A man was leaning against the wall with his pants down while man behind him with his pants down fag porked him in the ass! And if that wasn't bad enough, another guy was fag porking the second guy as well! Shocked, the guy ran into the station and reported it to manager. The manager, a Welshman named tommy got an odd look on his face and asked if the guy in the middle had on brown overalls and a green John Deere hat?

Guy: As a matter of fact he did!
Tommy: Oh, that's just old trumpet. He's lucky at cards too!

Another redneck, toothless fuck like you was fucking a sheep in Dumfuck, AL. The townspeople ran up to him and said screemed, "you idiot! what are you doing? That's JakMax's girlfriend!"

[LurchAddams]

Hey Cum Drops, you'll have to do better than this.

3 gay natives said, "jakemax, for being a twumptard, you have the choice.. another buttfuck session, or death?". JakeMax, being the homphobe he is saud "ok, Death!".

And the natives said, then death it shall be.. but it will be death by buttfuck!!!!

[LurchAddams]

^Tribute thread.

Owned

Domer and a bunch of other friends were sitting in a hot tub. All of the sudden a glob of semen floats to the surface.. all Domer's friends scowl and screem, "Domer, no more farting!!".

[LurchAddams]

You scum are really fucked in the head if you think insulting you is a tribute. Oh wait, you're just lying, like always.

What does trump's dick taste like, Princess? Domer was asking.

[domer76]

Domer and a bunch of other friends were sitting in a hot tub. All of the sudden a glob of semen floats to the surface.. all Domer's friends scowl and screem, "Domer, no more farting!!".

Aren’t third grade jokes great? They never get old.

[domer76]

You scum are really fucked in the head if you think insulting you is a tribute. Oh wait, you're just lying, like always.

Trumpet, living in your head. Rent free.

[Trumpet]

You scum are really fucked in the head if you think insulting you is a tribute. Oh wait, you're just lying, like always.

Like you never insult anyone on this forum.

[LurchAddams]

Aren’t third grade jokes great? They never get old.

I know.. the OP is a wonderful example of prose composed by someone not yet matriculated to grade 4. Glad you caught on to that brain fart.

Fuck off.

Also, eat me.

That is all.

[jakemax]

Trumpet, living in your head. Rent free.

He lives in your mom's asshole free also.

[jakemax]

Like you never insult anyone on this forum.

No I never insult anyone here. What I say about them is true. Now go wash your mom's cock holster out. I got an extra 7 dollars to spend.

[Trumpet]

No I never insult anyone here. What I say about them is true. Now go wash your mom's cock holster out. I got an extra 7 dollars to spend.

OK Jizzmax