Guno צְבִי (06-18-2022)
Guno צְבִי (06-18-2022)
https://www.justplainpolitics.com/sh...15#post5129015
Oh? I'm just a regular dude. My PM box is full, though.
And I'm not clearing it out so Legion can PM me.
You have this ..thing.. to where you just have to lie to be better than me. Like this guy I beat the shit out of years ago and then he went to prison the next week.
You're a 1-up liar just like that guy.
If I say something, you have to 1-up it.
Last I saw that guy he was telling my gf he owns 2 houses when we both know he doesn't have 2 nickels to rub together.
That day I boxed his ears was glorious!
Stone (06-03-2022)
Nobody is immune from ear boxing. Idk what Diamond Nationals are and probably will never go.
I've had some mighty fine women in my time, I'm free to do what I want right now, though.
It don't matter how hot your girl is when she wakes up and looks at you and sets out to ruin your day.
And you can't say she never does that, because all women do that no matter what. It's a fact of life.
I kinda like not having somebody trying to ruin my day if they get up on the wrong side of the bed.
I can deal with me. To each their own.
Yeah, like you're some kinda super karate motherfucker..
C'mon now. LOL!
Last edited by Matt Dillon; 06-03-2022 at 06:35 PM.
Ya never know. I know the 3 lashes of the Dragon's tail.
I learned a lot of things outside of kung fu from a professional thai boxer that used to eat the bait when we went fishing. Things you don't know.
My reflexes are very good. I doubt you could lay a foot or hand on me.
I know how to bob and weave and move. I know how to rip pectorals so once you do that they can't punch anymore..for a while..
That's tiger kung fu.
I know a lot of things. Doesn't mean I can't get my ass whipped because nobody's all that. I do have a serious bag of tricks, though.
One I bet your old ass couldn't overcome. I'd box your ears for the lulz.
I know things from around the globe you've never seen that were an inherent part of my childhood.
One thing came from Spain, and you may have never seen anything like this, but it works and it ain't pretty if one comes at me.
Way better than the arm grab judo roll.
Last edited by Matt Dillon; 06-03-2022 at 09:40 PM.
Matt Dillon (06-04-2022)
When I was fighting 2 dudes, that arm grab judo roll fucked 'em up bad even though I didn't plan it that way.
Ok, so the 1 big dude had sucker punched me and had me in a Full Nelson; The other thinks he's got me now and the motherfucker is turning his ring to gouge my face to the max..I'm seeing this in like slow motion..
I stomped the shit out of Full Nelson boy's toe and that gave me enough to slip out and I grabbed ring boy's arm and did that backwards judo roll and their heads clacked together, then I rolled forward between ring boy's legs and took off like a rocket
to the woods where I know the lay of the land. I think it fractured both of their skulls. So the cops arrested me. Grrr, even though 2 different neighbors witnessed they jumped me. They got the worst of it for sure and I guess that's why.
The cops were wrong to arrest me, but it happened. Oh, I was beating ring boy's ass before I got sucker punched. He told me he was gonna shoot my dog and beat my ass once; Then I asked him to say it again and he didn't make it through saying
it a second time. I'm gonna-CLACK! I was on that motherfucker like a bobcat. He grabbed me up in a bear hug and I boxed his ears and was pummeling that motherfucker.
I'm too old for that stuff anymore, maybe.
After I came out the woods the motherfucker followed me home. I went in and we just had the screen door with the main door open all the time and my mama's sittin' there with a big pitbull next to her, cuz that's where the goodies are..
That motherfucker came in my house and I ran to my room and grabbed my gun and racked a round, come back around and he's gone, but that dog was showing more teeth than I ever knew he had. And I used to brush them with toothpaste and a
toothbrush. I still instill fear in both them pieces of shit. That dog had like 3 inches of teeth showing. That was good dog.
For begging? He'd just lay his head in your lap at the table and look up at ya. He always took stuff real good and gentle, too. How ya gonna say no to that?
Last edited by Matt Dillon; 06-04-2022 at 12:56 PM.
Hermes Thoth (06-04-2022)
A month later.... And still no evidence.
Daniel Patrick Moynihan said it best, "You are entitled to your opinion. But you are not entitled to your own facts."
Paul Begala, "Politics is show business for ugly people."
Stephen Colbert, "Reality has a well known liberal bias."
Guno צְבִי (06-18-2022)
“If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we’d rather be alive and have the bad image.”
— Golda Meir
Zionism is the movement for the self-determination and statehood for the Jewish people in their ancestral homeland, the land of Israel.
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