I think I figured out why I'm such a "square peg"

[Stone]

No, I'm buying marijuana concentrate. My favorite store's having a 30% off sale. That will make me more creative about embarrassing your stupid ass later.

You should pull the tiki torch stick out of your ass and try it, Julie.

[Stone]

Yep.......SHE's a hybrid. I knew it.

[Matt Dillon]

Agreed. And some kind of Gay tranny Hybrid!

"Pronouns!"

[American Man]

actually, only to about 42%.......the rest know you're lying.......

Trump lost the popular vote, which means more voters dislike him. And it's safe to assume that the half of America that doesn't vote doesn't like him, at least not enough to make the effort to vote for him. It's also understood that all of the developed world also hates him.

[PostmodernProphet]

Trump lost the popular vote, which means more voters dislike him. And it's safe to assume that the half of America that doesn't vote doesn't like him, at least not enough to make the effort to vote for him. It's also understood that all of the developed world also hates him.

perhaps when you grow up someone will explain to you how elections work in the US.....

[NiftyNiblick]

You will take your beating like a good little bitch, lick your wounds, then ask permission to go lay in the corner and recover. That is all......

I'm a hard-left progressing liberal and I have Lurch on ignore for being so stupid and annoying.
But you, Stoner? You're not the one to be making comments like that.

[Port Tack]

Dumb too. No wonder they booted you.

Weren't you the one convinced even after inaugurated that Biden would not last out his first summer and that your orange asshole would once again be president? That asshole will never again hold public office.

[LurchAddams]

Yep.......SHE's a hybrid. I knew it.

No, only one hybrid. The other two are Sativa and Indica. Thanks, nerd.

[LurchAddams]

"Pronouns!"

Kitten. Why so angry? Come here, let me give you the hug your parents never did...

Because they hated you!

[Matt Dillon]

Kitten. Why so angry? Come here, let me give you the hug your parents never did...

Because they hated you!

Well, that would get me close enough to knee you in the nuts. (provided you have any)

(and do other things like box your ears, you turd)

Trust me, you piece of shit, you don't want to get within that range of me.

[LurchAddams]

Trump lost the popular vote, which means more voters dislike him. And it's safe to assume that the half of America that doesn't vote doesn't like him, at least not enough to make the effort to vote for him. It's also understood that all of the developed world also hates him.

The last 2 republican presidents, W. and Trup both lost the popular vote. That's why Republicans need to cheat to win. They can't win with their ideas.. they have none, except, white supremacy.

[LurchAddams]

Well, that would get me close enough to knee you in the nuts. (provided you have any)

(and do other things like box your ears, you turd)

Who even says "box your ears" anymore? Are you from the past, Heather?

[Flash]

I think its because the expectation is that progressives are a "gentle, peaceful" people.

Not on JPP. They are as hostile and intolerant as the right.

[LurchAddams]

Not on JPP. They are as hostile and intolerant as the right.

Well, then I will fit right in

[Matt Dillon]

Who even says "box your ears" anymore? Are you from the past, Heather?

I take it you've never boxed any ears. The day I did I got a felony charge even though 2 separate neighbors had my back.

2 dudes tried to jump me and then called the cops when they got hurt bad. I couldn't believe they arrested me, I had 2-3 separate witnesses on my side at the scene, the dudes were both bigger than me, their stories were bullshit.

But they were both pretty fucked up and bleeding and I wasn't.

Nothing ever came of that. They went to prison the next week. I am not a convicted felon, but I was arrested that day. It was a bad day. The system made some money off of me, that's for sure.

The justice system is all fucked up.

There was just 2 of them and I had 2 different neighbors and spouses backing me up, but the cops arrested me. That caused me to lose some faith in the system. It did.

They tried to jump me and I kicked both of their asses and got arrested.

At one point the one motherfucker had me in a full nelson and the other motherfucker turned his ring to do maximum damage to my face.

That's when I stomped full nelson boy's toe and I think the dog I had at the time bit his ankle. (not a chump dog, a Chow/Pitbull mix)

And I slipped what ring boy had coming for me, then grabbed his arm and did this Puerto-Rican judo rollback thing I learned a long time ago, and their heads clacked together.

I rolled right between that motherfucker's legs and took off into the woods.

That was phase 2 of the incident. There were 3 phases.

Phase 1 was where he was saying he was gonna shoot my dog and beat my ass. He said it once, he didn't make it through saying it twice.

CLACK! Fuck you, buddy! I cut him right off with a killer punch..we wallered, cus I just punched him square in the face, not going for a knockout, and then he grabbed me up in a bear hug and I boxed his fuckin' ears and I know they bled.

I got loose from el huggo and then his big buddy sucker-punched me from behind and got me in a full nelson. The next thing was the ring-turning.

That's phase 1 & 2 of the incident.