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    His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



    https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jon...acy-2657361305
    "Unvaccinated people are potential variant factories," Dr. William Schaffner, a professor in the Division of Infectious Diseases at Vanderbilt University Medical Center,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



    https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jon...acy-2657361305
    Well all he has to do is take some of his Super-Testo-Stero-9001 to counteract it!

    Or not drink canned soda, but that might make too much sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



    https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jon...acy-2657361305
    Sounds like an unintended self confession

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



    https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jon...acy-2657361305
    I was wondering what excuse both Jones and Trump were going to use. They're blaming aluminum soda cans. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    Sounds like an unintended self confession
    That’s what I thought as well, Jone’s tweezers and a magnifying glass size
    "Unvaccinated people are potential variant factories," Dr. William Schaffner, a professor in the Division of Infectious Diseases at Vanderbilt University Medical Center,

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    Damn, was wondering why I was down to ten inches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Concart View Post
    Damn, was wondering why I was down to ten inches.
    "Unvaccinated people are potential variant factories," Dr. William Schaffner, a professor in the Division of Infectious Diseases at Vanderbilt University Medical Center,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



    https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jon...acy-2657361305


    He must drink a lot of soda

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    He must drink a lot of soda
    Exactly. How do you say it, tiny pants worm.
    "Unvaccinated people are potential variant factories," Dr. William Schaffner, a professor in the Division of Infectious Diseases at Vanderbilt University Medical Center,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    Exactly. How do you say it, tiny pants worm.
    Hedwig and the angry inch?

    One inch nails?

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    Is that thing still around?

    One can only imagine what his audience must look like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



    https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jon...acy-2657361305
    You are either lying or betraying your vast ignorance.....eliminating allegedly dangerous "forever chemicals" in food packaging is a current massive effort by advocates and governments.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



    https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jon...acy-2657361305
    Oh HAYUL NO! Down with soft drinks! Down with soft drinks! (Gives a whole new meaning to soft drink, ay?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



    https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jon...acy-2657361305
    they could accomplish that just by putting pictures of lib'rul women on the cans........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasmal View Post
    His latest conspiracy is that they are lining soft drink cans with a substance that is shrinking men’s penises and sperm count!



    https://www.indy100.com/amp/alex-jon...acy-2657361305
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