IF I KEEP BENDING OVER, I'LL FEEL GIDDY
Bungling Biden's Department of Transportation has unveiled a “zero-fatality road safety strategy.”
According to transportation secretary Peter "Puffer" Buttigieg, “We cannot tolerate the continuing crisis of roadway deaths in America. These deaths are preventable, and that’s why we’re launching the National Roadway Safety Strategy today — a bold, comprehensive plan, with significant new funding from bungling Biden’s Bipartisan Infrastructure Law.”
Just put governors in the engine of every car that prevent the speed from exceeding five miles per hour.
Economist Gordon Tullock facetiously suggested installing a spike in the center of every steering wheel as a way to solve reckless driving. If everyone knew they’d be impaled for braking too hard, deaths would plummet.
Of course, those aren’t serious ideas, but then again, neither are Buttigieg’s.
The DOT’s National Roadway Safety Strategy is based on a “Safe System Approach” that has five objectives: “safer people, safer roads, safer vehicles, safer speeds, and post-crash care” (it’s a real shame they couldn’t work “safer” into that last one).
https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/pete-buttigieg-thinks-he-can-eliminate-traffic-deaths/
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