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[Grokmaster]

Yo, Black Cat ! I need to have a word with you about your Forum Profile avatar. It clarly shows a black cat with flames shooting out of its ass-hot, and the heat from these flames is scorching its butt and making it repeatedly cry out in pain !!!



Black Cat, this a very cruel image to post, because (as you know full well) the black cat (in your avatar) is demonstrating the dark art of pyroflatulence or "flautus" ("fart") ignition. For those who are not familiar with this deviant practice, farts, (including cat, cow and human farts) contain a number of combustible gases such as hydrogen and methane. Unon feeling the urge to "break wind" some sorry souls (like Black Cat) flick a flame onto a cigarette lighter, then hold the flame on the lighter about one to one and one half inches directly opposite their anus They then endeavour to squeeze out as large a volume of flatus gas as they possibly can. Because the bigger the fart that is expelled from tha anal sphincter into the flame of the lighter the more combustible fart gases will will react, Generally, performing displays of pyroflatulence is intended for the amusement of of one friends, as the ignited fart is seen to "blurt out" in a range of different colour/s. The colours of the burning fart gases vary in hue and intensity from shades of blue (hydrogen) to pink, and so on; and i have even heard of a bright red jet being produced after a "chick-Fil -a" binge by one talented young fartartiste. So, when it is considered as a legitimate form of performance art - which is certainly is by young teenage boys it is like a rather "outre" miniature "fireworks display, which is why young certain teenage boys (aged 12-15) are typically the most skillful of the pyroflatus enthusiasts.




On a personal note, Black Cat, I really don't think that you should continue indulging your habit of pyroflatus. It is gross enough when teenage boys do it, but for a female adult, practicing pyroflatus to impress your friend is totally beyond the pale of those behavioural standards we set for participation in polite society (in the Anglosphere). Finally, unless you have cultivated good sphincter control, and come to know what foods you should avoid if you intent on practicing pyroflatus; if not, you may well end up scorching or even setting alight your Victoria's Secret silk panties or worse, i.e. actually burning your own (sensitive) butt-hole. I see from your profile image that you are evidently howling in pain. (?)



Here is an example of a silly American girl lighting up a fart.....








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[McRocket]

As long as you people keep focusing only on party politics?
You will never understand what is really going on, IMO.
Why the country is having SO many problems.

Of course, getting the masses to focus their energies on party politics is EXACTLY what the powers that be want you to do.
And it is working beautifully.

The two parties are nothing but two sides of the same coin.
And they exist primarily to distract you.

Open your minds or you will never see the truth.
And the truth is NOT hidden.
It's plain as day.

Later.