They're just upset they can't date me!

[Damocles]

The URL to your image expired. Just saying.

I fixed it.

[Walt]

LOL. Yeah it is. At least it references one.

trump is the de facto leader of the Republican Party. it has become the party of trump. And his desire to hire young women to date is one of the central aspects to his personality. That makes this all a current event.

[MAGA MAN]

No it's not.

Yes it is, and designed by you to make it impossible for me, since I have a life and you don't. Nor is it a generally accepted practice. And like any lib you will not take responsibility and blame your opposition.

[LV426]

Yes it is, and designed by you to make it impossible for me,

Why would it be impossible for you?

You have a big, fat mouth, surely you can stutter out a response on your keyboard in under five minutes since you're so confident in your position.

Unless...you're not confident and haven't done the work necessary to prepare you for a debate...? Which would mean you screeched that you wanted to debate as a distraction from how terribly your argument was going that particular day.

Like I said, you bit off more than you could chew.

Nor is it a generally accepted practice.

I've never seen a debate where the affirmative side gets indefinite and unlimited amounts of time to formulate a response.

You wanted to limit us to 250 words per section, so you need to be limited to 5 minutes in your response so you don't cheat, you cheater.

If we were debating in person, you'd get exactly 0 minutes to respond with your rebuttal and closing.

And like any lib you will not take responsibility and blame your opposition.

Which is exactly what your punk ass is doing right now.

Have you ever done a debate before? Don't lie to me.

My stipulation applies to myself too, you know...I also have to get a response out in 5 minutes.

But the thing is, it's not impossible for me because I do the work to be prepared...you do not.

So why should your unpreparedness get a handicap in our debate?

This has nothing to do with "having a life"...250 words is nothing...I can hammer that out in 2 minutes.

You sound wicked scared...like you know you're going to lose.

I know you're going to lose because I already know what you're going to say.

[MAGA MAN]

Why would it be impossible for you?

You have a big, fat mouth, surely you can stutter out a response on your keyboard in under five minutes since you're so confident in your position.

Unless...you're not confident and haven't done the work necessary to prepare you for a debate...? Which would mean you screeched that you wanted to debate as a distraction from how terribly your argument was going that particular day.

Like I said, you bit off more than you could chew.




I've never seen a debate where the affirmative side gets indefinite and unlimited amounts of time to formulate a response.

You wanted to limit us to 250 words per section, so you need to be limited to 5 minutes in your response so you don't cheat, you cheater.

If we were debating in person, you'd get exactly 0 minutes to respond with your rebuttal and closing.




Which is exactly what your punk ass is doing right now.

Have you ever done a debate before? Don't lie to me.

My stipulation applies to myself too, you know...I also have to get a response out in 5 minutes.

But the thing is, it's not impossible for me because I do the work to be prepared...you do not.

So why should your unpreparedness get a handicap in our debate?

This has nothing to do with "having a life"...250 words is nothing...I can hammer that out in 2 minutes.

You sound wicked scared...like you know you're going to lose.

I know you're going to lose because I already know what you're going to say.

Again, I have a life so you can hammer away all day about immediate responses and typing fast. Meanwhile I have a job, family, two houses, antique cars to restore and I ski at least three days/ week. You can sit here waiting for some guy to post then reply in five minutes, think that is normal but it's not.

I made reasonable rules for debate and it's no surprise that you make unreasonable ones. You are a sad little girl, nothing more.

[LV426]

Again, I have a life

You're making excuses already and we haven't even started debating yet.

If this is how it's gonna go, you might as well just concede now.

about immediate responses and typing fast

If you and I were debating in person, you'd get exactly 0 minutes to respond with your rebuttal and closing.

You wanted this debate, and now you don't...I think we both know why.

Meanwhile I have a job, family, two houses, antique cars to restore and I ski at least three days/ week

Bullshit.

You weren't too busy to shitpost for two months between the 2020 election and the 1/6 coup.

All you have are excuses.

You want an indefinite amount of time to respond so that you can cheat.

That's the only reason why you would object to that time limit.

You were SO CONFIDENT that Biden fucked up the withdrawal that you haphazardly challenged someone to a debate who will fucking blow you out of the water, and now that you're realizing that, you're panicking and coming up with excuses for why you can't do the thing you wanted me to do.

[LV426]

You can sit here waiting for some guy to post then reply in five minutes, think that is normal but it's not.

It is normal, particularly if you know what you're talking about...which you clearly do not.

YOU WANTED THIS DEBATE, I agreed to your silly word count cap, so now it's YOUR TURN to agree to my request, Cheaty Cheaterson.

How many fucking threads did your punk ass start about Afghanistan? At least half a dozen.

But now you're making excuses that you can't debate because you don't have the time...yet you had the time to start half a dozen threads on this topic.

Why are you fucking lying to me?

[LV426]

I made reasonable rules for debate

Limiting to 250 words on a broad topic like Afghanistan withdrawal wasn't a reasonable rule and it was the only rule you set forth.

Do you know how negotiations work? They don't work with one side unilaterally setting the rules; we both agree to the same rules.

You wanted to limit me to 250 words because you know I'm verbose.

I wanted to limit you to 5 minutes to respond because I know you're a cheater.

So we both concede something in order to reach a compromise.

I compromised on the word count, but you refuse to compromise on the response timing.

The only reason why is because you know you can't get a rebuttal and closing out in 5 minutes, not because it's too hard, but because you aren't as buttoned up on this subject as you want people to think.

[LV426]

Again, I have a life so you can hammer away all day about immediate responses and typing fast.

Your "I don't have enough time to debate" starter pack: https://www.justplainpolitics.com/se...archid=5757079

[LV426]

Again, I have a life so you can hammer away all day about immediate responses and typing fast.

These four threads about Afghanistan were OP's you started all within the same 4-day span:

August 16, 2021: Biden is the Weakest President to Ever Take Office
August 17, 2021: Taliban Massacres America’s Key Afghan Military Allies as Biden Abandons the Country
August 18, 2021: Fmr CIA Analyst Zeller: Biden Lied, No Plan to Stop Allies Being Slaughtered
August 19, 2021: Will the US ever get back its credibility?

And then about a week and a half later, you shat forth three new OP's about Afghanistan within 12 hours of each other:

August 31, 2021, 8:17AM: Woman to Biten: "I hope you burn in hell!"
August 31, 2021, 12:18PM: Trained dogs used by #US #Forces have also been left at #Kabul airport
August 31, 2021, 8:00PM: Biten's contempt for Gold Star families

Spare me your fucking bullshit excuse that you "have a life", you fucking liar.

I can forgive most Conservatives for being stupid pieces of shit because you can't control the shallow gene pool from which you slithered, but I can't forgive Conservatives for bullshitting and lying to me as excuses for why they don't want to debate, even though they asked for it.

[MAGA MAN]

[LV426]

What a pussy.

Demands we debate, even gets to cap the # of words, but when tasked with getting a genuine response within 5 minutes, goes running away crying like a little bitch.

Tell me you've never debated before without telling me you've never debated before.

[MAGA MAN]

What a pussy.

Demands we debate, even gets to cap the # of words, but when tasked with getting a genuine response within 5 minutes, goes running away crying like a little bitch.

Tell me you've never debated before without telling me you've never debated before.

You're the one crying, posting a half-dozen responses to one of mine.

[LV426]

You're the one crying, posting a half-dozen responses to one of mine.

You cried about how it's "impossible" for you to get a response out in 5 minutes while posting three OP's about the same subject within a 12-hour span, then responding in each of those threads.

Be honest...the reason you want all the time in the world to respond is because you want someone else to write that shit for you because you bit off more than you could chew when you demanded we debate.

I'm all ready to debate...you don't seem like you're prepared to debate now, and it doesn't seem like you'll ever be prepared to debate.

So are you in the habit of just challenging people to debates with your big, fat mouth, and then never following through?

[MAGA MAN]

You cried about how it's "impossible" for you to get a response out in 5 minutes while posting three OP's about the same subject within a 12-hour span, then responding in each of those threads.

Be honest...the reason you want all the time in the world to respond is because you want someone else to write that shit for you because you bit off more than you could chew when you demanded we debate.

I'm all ready to debate...you don't seem like you're prepared to debate now, and it doesn't seem like you'll ever be prepared to debate.

So are you in the habit of just challenging people to debates with your big, fat mouth, and then never following through?

What a pussy.

Demands we debate, even gets to cap the # of words, but when tasked with getting a genuine response within 5 minutes, goes running away crying like a little bitch.

Tell me you've never debated before without telling me you've never debated before.

Do you always challenge people to debates, and then run from those debates?

I bet this isn't the first time you backed out of a debate you wanted with someone on JPP, and I doubt it will be the last time.

You're the one crying, and across multiple threads. This is epic.