Christians Relieved To Find Out Hell Is Real

[Doc Dutch]

In a huge win for Evangelical Christianity, it has been determined that hell is in fact real, and that potentially billions of people will spend eternity in its flames. This news may come as a huge shock to non-Christians and Universalists alike, but for the good majority of Evangelicals, it is a welcomed relief.

“This is fantastic news,” said Karen Edwards-Piper, wife of Zion, Illinois megachurch pastor Rhett Piper. “We’ve been hoping some of our ex friends and former loved ones would taste God’s white-hot wrath and now we’ve got proof. Honestly, I haven’t stopped smiling in a week.”

Proof came last Wednesday, when self-proclaimed “prophet” Wesley Richardson had a vision of the afterlife. He saw his non-believing grandparents, along with all of his ex-girlfriends, writhing in pain due to the unbearable heat, which can easily get into the triple digits on average.


Bullshit or not, Evangelical Christians are celebrating. In fact, there is growing momentum to make “Hell Is Real Day” a nationally recognized holiday where in which Christians will mockingly laugh at all the people they’re convinced will not make it into heaven.

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/allset...57&lctg=479229

It's just the Evangelical wackadoodles. These assholes are no more Christians than the Westboro Baptist cocksuckers.

[Doc Dutch]

Its not that we actually WANT you to spend eternity suffering......its that we know how important choice is to you.....and is what you've chosen, after all.......so we're okay with it.....

We? You mean Satanic cocksuckers like yourself?

[Cypress]

A few historical factoids:

The concept of heaven and hell as literal, spatial places do not come from the New Testament.

The idea of a heaven above us as a spiritual place souls migrate to comes from Plato, and was adopted into Christianity by Christian platonist thinkers.

The idea of a bell below us comes from bishop Augustine of Hippo, and he was widely influential on western Christianity.

These are not universal dogma or doctrines in world Christianity at large.

I get the impression the fire-and-brimstone evangelical Protestants in particular are really keen on Dante's literal and literary vision of hell

[PostmodernProphet]

We? You mean Satanic cocksuckers like yourself?

following me around posting meaningless, repetitive ad hom attacks is actually a violation of the rules......couldn't you better use your time dealing with your lice problem?......

[Doc Dutch]

following me around posting meaningless, repetitive ad hom attacks is actually a violation of the rules......couldn't you better use your time dealing with your lice problem?......

ROFLMAO! JPP's biggest fucking troll and Satanic cocksucker whines life is unfair!

Once again you prove you're a WUSS who can dish it out but not take it. Fuck you, coward. Your first post to me: https://www.justplainpolitics.com/sh...77#post3534677

[MAGA MAN]

In a huge win for Evangelical Christianity, it has been determined that hell is in fact real, and that potentially billions of people will spend eternity in its flames. This news may come as a huge shock to non-Christians and Universalists alike, but for the good majority of Evangelicals, it is a welcomed relief.

“This is fantastic news,” said Karen Edwards-Piper, wife of Zion, Illinois megachurch pastor Rhett Piper. “We’ve been hoping some of our ex friends and former loved ones would taste God’s white-hot wrath and now we’ve got proof. Honestly, I haven’t stopped smiling in a week.”

Proof came last Wednesday, when self-proclaimed “prophet” Wesley Richardson had a vision of the afterlife. He saw his non-believing grandparents, along with all of his ex-girlfriends, writhing in pain due to the unbearable heat, which can easily get into the triple digits on average.


Bullshit or not, Evangelical Christians are celebrating. In fact, there is growing momentum to make “Hell Is Real Day” a nationally recognized holiday where in which Christians will mockingly laugh at all the people they’re convinced will not make it into heaven.

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/allset...57&lctg=479229

I hope you enjoy yourself once you get there.

[PostmodernProphet]

ROFLMAO! JPP's biggest fucking troll

so this is all because you feel threatened with losing stature........dude, the reality is, you've never been more than trailer trash among this board's trolls......

[Doc Dutch]

so this is all because you feel threatened with losing stature........dude, the reality is, you've never been more than trailer trash among this board's trolls......

Stature? On JPP? WTF, dude? What stature are you projecting I'm afraid of losing?

To All: please look at the picture below and decide in your own mind which one most resembles PmP, the self-proclaimed Christian and "post-modern prophet" with an avatar of a praying child:



It's not rocket science and it doesn't take a college degree to see which one PmP follows...and it's not Jesus Christ.

[Guno צְבִי]

Its not that we actually WANT you to spend eternity suffering......its that we know how important choice is to you.....and is what you've chosen, after all.......so we're okay with it.....

From the article

“I was sitting down with my Bible after having closed out Incognito Mode, when all of a sudden the Lord gave me a vision. There I was, watching people burn in hell. Friends. Loved ones. A bunch of girls who broke up with me in high school. I’m guessing a bunch of atheists and gays. All of them, suffering for all eternity. It was just the validation I needed to continue to preach the Gospel.”

[Melchizedek = Michael]

From the article

“I was sitting down with my Bible after having closed out Incognito Mode, when all of a sudden the Lord gave me a vision. There I was, watching people burn in hell. Friends. Loved ones. A bunch of girls who broke up with me in high school. I’m guessing a bunch of atheists and gays. All of them, suffering for all eternity. It was just the validation I needed to continue to preach the Gospel.”

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[Doc Dutch]

From the article

“I was sitting down with my Bible after having closed out Incognito Mode, when all of a sudden the Lord gave me a vision. There I was, watching people burn in hell. Friends. Loved ones. A bunch of girls who broke up with me in high school. I’m guessing a bunch of atheists and gays. All of them, suffering for all eternity. It was just the validation I needed to continue to preach the Gospel.”

Say nutty shit like that inside a bar and it could result in being cut off if not thrown out.

Say that while claiming religion and there will be nutjobs who follow it. David Koresh wasn't the first. He was just the first in the 20th century to be treated like an enemy of the state.

[PostmodernProphet]

still I have nothing....oh wait, more personal attacks!

nothing will ever change there.....

[PostmodernProphet]

From the article

“I was sitting down with my Bible after having closed out Incognito Mode, when all of a sudden the Lord gave me a vision. There I was, watching people burn in hell. Friends. Loved ones. A bunch of girls who broke up with me in high school. I’m guessing a bunch of atheists and gays. All of them, suffering for all eternity. It was just the validation I needed to continue to preach the Gospel.”

so, what was your point?.....that he was motivated by the suffering of unbelievers to continue to spread the message of salvation?.......you say that like you think its a bad thing......

[Doc Dutch]

nothing will ever change there.....

For Satanists, no, nothing will change. You will keep sucking Satan's cock for all eternity until you repent.

[PostmodernProphet]

lies and hatred are all I have left.....lib'rulism has destroyed my mind

you made bad choices in life......