Christians Relieved To Find Out Hell Is Real

[Guno צְבִי]

In a huge win for Evangelical Christianity, it has been determined that hell is in fact real, and that potentially billions of people will spend eternity in its flames. This news may come as a huge shock to non-Christians and Universalists alike, but for the good majority of Evangelicals, it is a welcomed relief.

“This is fantastic news,” said Karen Edwards-Piper, wife of Zion, Illinois megachurch pastor Rhett Piper. “We’ve been hoping some of our ex friends and former loved ones would taste God’s white-hot wrath and now we’ve got proof. Honestly, I haven’t stopped smiling in a week.”

Proof came last Wednesday, when self-proclaimed “prophet” Wesley Richardson had a vision of the afterlife. He saw his non-believing grandparents, along with all of his ex-girlfriends, writhing in pain due to the unbearable heat, which can easily get into the triple digits on average.


Bullshit or not, Evangelical Christians are celebrating. In fact, there is growing momentum to make “Hell Is Real Day” a nationally recognized holiday where in which Christians will mockingly laugh at all the people they’re convinced will not make it into heaven.

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/allset...57&lctg=479229

[ThatOwlWoman]

The irony is that if there really IS a Hell, most of them will be spending eternity there. I hope that the megachurches millionaires and those asshat prosperity preaches get the hottest section, along with the purveyors of COVID b.s.

[Guno צְבִי]

The irony is that if there really IS a Hell, most of them will be spending eternity there. I hope that the megachurches millionaires and those asshat prosperity preaches get the hottest section, along with the purveyors of COVID b.s.

Their god is insane and sadistic, don't know where the get that crap from ,sure isn't from Judaism. For them to show sure joy about people roasting in their imaginary hell says it all

[Melchizedek = Michael]

Their god is insane and sadistic, don't know where the get that crap from ,sure isn't from Judaism. For them to show sure joy about people roasting in their imaginary hell says it all

Guno,could Hell possibly be worse than Auschwitz,Sobibor,Treblinka?

[Mason Michaels]

The irony is that if there really IS a Hell, most of them will be spending eternity there. I hope that the megachurches millionaires and those asshat prosperity preaches get the hottest section, along with the purveyors of COVID b.s.

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Auschwitz
If this isn't Hell there is none.

[Melchizedek = Michael]

Hell is a place where a place like
Auschwitz can exist!

[Jade Dragon]

In a huge win for Evangelical Christianity, it has been determined that hell is in fact real, and that potentially billions of people will spend eternity in its flames. This news may come as a huge shock to non-Christians and Universalists alike, but for the good majority of Evangelicals, it is a welcomed relief.

“This is fantastic news,” said Karen Edwards-Piper, wife of Zion, Illinois megachurch pastor Rhett Piper. “We’ve been hoping some of our ex friends and former loved ones would taste God’s white-hot wrath and now we’ve got proof. Honestly, I haven’t stopped smiling in a week.”

Proof came last Wednesday, when self-proclaimed “prophet” Wesley Richardson had a vision of the afterlife. He saw his non-believing grandparents, along with all of his ex-girlfriends, writhing in pain due to the unbearable heat, which can easily get into the triple digits on average.


Bullshit or not, Evangelical Christians are celebrating. In fact, there is growing momentum to make “Hell Is Real Day” a nationally recognized holiday where in which Christians will mockingly laugh at all the people they’re convinced will not make it into heaven.

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/allset...57&lctg=479229

Megachurch televangelists just supply masturbatory bravado for self-anointed Christians that have none of the faith's grace. No real Christian wishes hell or any suffering on anyone.

[Melchizedek = Michael]

Megachurch televangelists just supply masturbatory bravado for self-anointed Christians that have none of the faith's grace. No real Christian wishes hell or any suffering on anyone.

"Many coming in my name but they aren't mine".

[saltydancin]

Megachurch televangelists just supply masturbatory bravado for self-anointed Christians that have none of the faith's grace. No real Christian wishes hell or any suffering on anyone.

For those suicidal cross conditioned way beyond therapy Nazi super egos War Crimes based on Islam virgin Mary medical human reproduction pseudoscience with WW II concentration camp Mengele "Angel of Death" Christiananality pedophilia baptize thine eyes by urinations based on a fabricated misnomer immaculate Jesus the Christ conception resulting in 2 wrongs make a rite which will be forgiven cognitive dissonance as when acting on "Eisenhower was a mass murderer war criminal" for attempts to put an end to Catholic Church brokering Nazi economics of Arab oil for Jewish Holocaust deaths to fuel their Reichquest just as SCOTUS & those crooks on Capital Hill malfeasance in their 9/11 more perfect union of thieving US Constitution - old glory - old testament Declaration of Independence - Israel flag - absentee voting ballots arsonists master race failing to nuke Temple Mount master plan.

[Melchizedek = Michael]

For those suicidal cross conditioned way beyond therapy Nazi super egos War Crimes based on Islam virgin Mary medical human reproduction pseudoscience with WW II concentration camp Mengele "Angel of Death" Christiananality pedophilia baptize thine eyes by urinations based on a fabricated misnomer immaculate Jesus the Christ conception resulting in 2 wrongs make a rite which will be forgiven cognitive dissonance as when acting on "Eisenhower was a mass murderer war criminal" for attempts to put an end to Catholic Church brokering Nazi economics of Arab oil for Jewish Holocaust deaths to fuel their Reichquest just as SCOTUS & those crooks on Capital Hill malfeasance in their 9/11 more perfect union of thieving US Constitution - old glory - old testament Declaration of Independence - Israel flag - absentee voting ballots arsonists master race failing to nuke Temple Mount master plan.

Punctuation is your friend

[saltydancin]

Punctuation is your friend

For over 2 millennium the only punctuation needed for Islam accounts of a medical human reproduction pseudoscience fabricated misnomer has been Christiananality pedophilia for an immaculate Jesus the Christ conception suicidal "man is God" super ego.

[Phantasmal]

Megachurch televangelists just supply masturbatory bravado for self-anointed Christians that have none of the faith's grace. No real Christian wishes hell or any suffering on anyone.

Thank you

[AProudLefty]

In a huge win for Evangelical Christianity, it has been determined that hell is in fact real, and that potentially billions of people will spend eternity in its flames. This news may come as a huge shock to non-Christians and Universalists alike, but for the good majority of Evangelicals, it is a welcomed relief.

“This is fantastic news,” said Karen Edwards-Piper, wife of Zion, Illinois megachurch pastor Rhett Piper. “We’ve been hoping some of our ex friends and former loved ones would taste God’s white-hot wrath and now we’ve got proof. Honestly, I haven’t stopped smiling in a week.”

Proof came last Wednesday, when self-proclaimed “prophet” Wesley Richardson had a vision of the afterlife. He saw his non-believing grandparents, along with all of his ex-girlfriends, writhing in pain due to the unbearable heat, which can easily get into the triple digits on average.


Bullshit or not, Evangelical Christians are celebrating. In fact, there is growing momentum to make “Hell Is Real Day” a nationally recognized holiday where in which Christians will mockingly laugh at all the people they’re convinced will not make it into heaven.

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/allset...57&lctg=479229

There are actual recordings of the sounds from hell. No bullshitting. Hope you guys can sleep at nights from now on.

[Melchizedek = Michael]

There are actual recordings of the sounds from hell. No bullshitting. Hope you guys can sleep at nights from now on.

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The Angel of the bottomless pit

[Phantasmal]

In a huge win for Evangelical Christianity, it has been determined that hell is in fact real, and that potentially billions of people will spend eternity in its flames. This news may come as a huge shock to non-Christians and Universalists alike, but for the good majority of Evangelicals, it is a welcomed relief.

“This is fantastic news,” said Karen Edwards-Piper, wife of Zion, Illinois megachurch pastor Rhett Piper. “We’ve been hoping some of our ex friends and former loved ones would taste God’s white-hot wrath and now we’ve got proof. Honestly, I haven’t stopped smiling in a week.”

Proof came last Wednesday, when self-proclaimed “prophet” Wesley Richardson had a vision of the afterlife. He saw his non-believing grandparents, along with all of his ex-girlfriends, writhing in pain due to the unbearable heat, which can easily get into the triple digits on average.


Bullshit or not, Evangelical Christians are celebrating. In fact, there is growing momentum to make “Hell Is Real Day” a nationally recognized holiday where in which Christians will mockingly laugh at all the people they’re convinced will not make it into heaven.

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/allset...57&lctg=479229

I confess, I laughed. I’m sure my brother delights in the idea of my going to hell.