Ideas for massive weight loss

**Hawkeye10** · 01-01-2022, 02:13 AM

People lie all the time now of course but I believe this to be proven:

Soup no bread or crackers two meals every day, yogurt and strong coffee for breakfast.....cheat meal once every two months.

**Lightbringer** · 01-01-2022, 02:34 AM

Originally Posted by Hawkeye10

People lie all the time now of course but I believe this to be proven:

Soup no bread or crackers two meals every day, yogurt and strong coffee for breakfast.....cheat meal once every two months.

In your case you could cut your head off that would take off a few pounds.

**Hawkeye10** · 01-01-2022, 02:36 AM

Originally Posted by Guille

In your case you could cut your head off that would take off a few pounds.

Charming, as always.

**Lightbringer** · 01-01-2022, 02:37 AM

Originally Posted by Hawkeye10

Charming, as always.

So we're negatory on you cutting your head off?

**Hawkeye10** · 01-01-2022, 02:39 AM

This is one of the Anti-Processed food diets.

Heather is sure that going back to what our ancestors ate is a great idea.

**Hawkeye10** · 01-01-2022, 02:40 AM

Originally Posted by Guille

So we're negatory on you cutting your head off?

I PITY U.

**Hawkeye10** · 01-01-2022, 02:44 AM

I know that a few of us have put on a few pounds recently.... the last few years have been something else.... getting back to normal requires some celebration...but know this....I am HAWKEYE....and I am here to help!

**Lightbringer** · 01-01-2022, 02:45 AM

Originally Posted by Hawkeye10

I know that a few of us have put on a few pounds recently, the last few years have been something else.... getting back to normal requires some celebration...but know this....I am HAWKEYE....and I am here to help!

You're a fat slob. And a chink spy.

**Hawkeye10** · 01-01-2022, 02:46 AM

Originally Posted by Guille

You're a fat slob. And a chink spy.

You are over.

Please do sit your ass down.

**Lightbringer** · 01-01-2022, 02:48 AM

Originally Posted by Hawkeye10

You are over.

Please do sit your ass down.

So, just to be absolutely sure...you're not going to cut your head off?

**Hawkeye10** · 01-01-2022, 02:51 AM

Originally Posted by Guille

So, just to be absolutely sure...you're not going to cut your head off?

You had every opportunity to be a better person.

**Lightbringer** · 01-01-2022, 02:52 AM

Originally Posted by Hawkeye10

You had every opportunity to be a better person.

I think you're missing out on a massive weight loss opportunity here but oh well.

**Matt Dillon** · 01-01-2022, 05:11 AM

That keto stuff works. I'm not doing it, but I've seen it work.

^I'm not watching that. Gonna have me some blackeyed peas and cornbread with onion today.

**Hawkeye10** · 01-01-2022, 05:20 AM

Originally Posted by Matt Dillon

That keto stuff works. I'm not doing it, but I've seen it work.

^I'm not watching that. Gonna have me some blackeyed peas and cornbread with onion today.

My brother and his wife think they did good with Adkins, but ten years later I am not so sure....it seems to have fucked up their relationship with food.

**Matt Dillon** · 01-01-2022, 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by Hawkeye10

My brother and his wife think they did good with Adkins, but ten years later I am not so sure....it seems to have fucked up their relationship with food.

Keto is the working part of Atkins refined by trial, error, and research. It really works, I've seen it 1st hand.

All it takes is a couple months.

I might try it as soon as teh bologna runs out.