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    Default Happy Festivus... for the Rest of Us!

    Festivus is a secular holiday, normally celebrated on December 23rd. It is mainly meant as an alternative to the pressures and commercializtion of the Christmas season.

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    I would like this this thread, but it's guno. I challenge you to feats of strength!

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    Festivus instead of their master race Christiananality pedophilia Hammurabi Code of one man's law is another man's crime SCOTUS "one nation under God with equal justice under law" interpretation continuation of "man is God" supreme swastika up Uranus kangaroo court master plan of thieving US Constitution arsonists maintains reinforcing their fabricated misnomer immaculate Jesus the Christ pseudoscience reproduction conception business reduction in the USA gene pool economics where National Archives purchased US Constitution law of the land are just another man's crime regardless if it's one incident or more than 2 dozen to Federal lynching enforcement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saltydancin View Post
    Festivus instead of their master race Christiananality pedophilia Hammurabi Code of one man's law is another man's crime SCOTUS "one nation under God with equal justice under law" interpretation continuation of "man is God" supreme swastika up Uranus kangaroo court master plan of thieving US Constitution arsonists maintains reinforcing their fabricated misnomer immaculate Jesus the Christ pseudoscience reproduction conception business reduction in the USA gene pool economics where National Archives purchased US Constitution law of the land are just another man's crime regardless if it's one incident or more than 2 dozen to Federal lynching enforcement.
    Dude, it's just a Festivus for The Rest of Us.

    I notice you made no mention of the Festivus pole..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    Dude, it's just a Festivus for The Rest of Us.

    I notice you made no mention of the Festivus pole..
    Had no idea there's such a thing as a Festivus Pole, but the concept of such certainly must be more festive than an annual Christiananality pedophilia of "serve the Pope or die" baptize thine eyes by urinations reasoning to see the light of a fabricated misnomer immaculate Jesus the Christ conception for a "man is God" organized second coming Fourth Reich following an Islam "death to the infidels" pseudo medical science obsession of a virgin Mary birth making themselves "man is God" where two wrongs make an economic dhimmitude servitude rite as the current supreme swastika up Uranus kangaroo court more perfect union law of the land.

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