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    Default How To: Speak In Tongues Tutorial

    “If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we’d rather be alive and have the bad image.”

    — Golda Meir

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    “If Hamas put down their weapons, there would be no more violence. If the Jews put down their weapons, there would be no Israel."






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    Guno = 'Wicked Priest'.

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    I’m in ! ! ! !


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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    Since the fabricated misnomer immaculate Jesus the Christ conception is little more than pseudo scientific reproductive nonsense resulting in the glossolaria of Christiananality pedophilia "man is God" suicidal super egos sociopsychopathilogical homicidal human farming survival of the fittest fascists leaving schizophrenic mass Speaking in Tongues tutorials.

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    I have women to teach me that. If I do it right, she will scream and speak in tongues as if possessed by demons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saltydancin View Post
    Since the fabricated misnomer immaculate Jesus the Christ conception is little more than pseudo scientific reproductive nonsense resulting in the glossolaria of Christiananality pedophilia "man is God" suicidal super egos sociopsychopathilogical homicidal human farming survival of the fittest fascists leaving schizophrenic mass Speaking in Tongues tutorials.
    Please diagram that sentence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy View Post
    Please diagram that sentence.
    The sentence of SCOTUS "one nation under God with equal justice under law" Christiananality pedophilia national religion economics is all the torture in English federal perjury anyone should have to endure.

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    guno's got it goin' on with PA and SD in the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
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    I don't use the ignore function ... I just ignore ... but again ... THANK YOU

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    I have women to teach me that. If I do it right, she will scream and speak in tongues as if possessed by demons.
    Women have called me "Oh God" many times while speaking with tongue...
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    Women have called me "Oh God" many times while speaking with tongue...

    Odd, I usually get called "Right there", "Just like that", and "don't stop".

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    most of the lib'ruls here post in tongues........fortunately, I have the gift of interpreting.....

    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    I am a mindless dweeb
    Isaiah 6:5
    “Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

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    Exclamation Hey Moishe!

    The problem is easy to fix.
    That doesn’t mean I’m right.




    A sufficient or acceptable excuse or explanation made in court for an act that is otherwise unlawful;
    the showing of an adequate reason, in court, why a defendant committed the offense for which he or
    she is accused that would serve to relieve the defendant of liability.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy View Post
    Please diagram that sentence.
    For over 40 years still enduring that suicidal super ego Christiananality pedophilia tautology glossolalia diatribe diagraming those "man is God" economic slavery sentencing in dhimmitude servitude, where if God created the heavens & earth then having a fabricated misnomer immaculate Jesus the Christ conception grants themselves standing reasoning Speaking in Tongues plus any lynching enforcement is "one nation under God with equal justice under law" interpretation as why thieving US Constitution arsonists are as insignificant to their master race "serve the Pope or die" master plan of rule the earth & destroy the world more perfect union with Islam "death to the infidels".
    Last edited by saltydancin; 12-07-2021 at 04:55 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    Women have called me "Oh God" many times while speaking with tongue...





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