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    Quote Originally Posted by moon View Post


    As you can see, newly-graded kyu Trump has adopted his customary ' knife-and-fork ' stance.

    Sensei Lee Dong-sup was, simultaneously, awarded a sixth-dan for humor.



    Haw, haw..............................haw.
    Actually the best part of that picture was cut out. The picture behind Trump was actually the one of him shaking hands with Kim Jong Un lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    Wut? Vid of kata?

    AND BREAKING TECHNIQUE.....ALSO REQUIRED TO ADVANCE BELT IN TKD..
    TRUMP WILL TAKE FORTY STATES...UNLESS THE SAME IDIOTS WHO BROUGHT US THE 2020 DUNCE-O-CRAT IOWA CLUSTERFUCK CONTINUE THEIR SEDITIOUS ACTIVITIES...THEN HE WILL WIN EVEN MORE ..UNLESS THE RED CHINESE AND DNC COLLUDE, USE A PANDEMIC, AND THEN THE DEMOCRATS VIOLATE ARTICLE II OF THE CONSTITUTION, TO FACILLITATE MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL, UNVETTED, MAIL IN BALLOTS IN THE DARK OF NIGHT..


    De Oppresso Liber

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grokmaster View Post

    AND BREAKING TECHNIQUE.....ALSO REQUIRED TO ADVANCE BELT IN TKD..
    not for honorary belts. 9th don is way beyond breaking boards and high kicks.
    "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything." Joseph Stalin
    The USA has lost WWIV to China with no other weapons but China Virus and some cash to buy democrats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsuke View Post
    For comparison Chuck Norris is only 8th Dan.

    Congratulations Dr. President Saseong Donald Trump!
    LOL. He also has the Purple Heart

    "I always wanted to get the Purple Heart. This was much easier"
    https://www.politico.com/story/2016/...e-heart-226565
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    Quote Originally Posted by Concart View Post
    Kay rah tay, Jerry, Kay rah tahy.

    LMFAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by tsuke View Post
    For comparison Chuck Norris is only 8th Dan.

    Congratulations Dr. President Saseong Donald Trump!
    Poor Donnie, been tryin' to be a man all his life- and all he had to do was teach his grand child how to catch a fish- or hug them- remember their birth day or name or- something as simple as that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Got it. They pranked him. "Hey let's give that orange fat ass an athletic title."
    They should give him the Hemingway and Einstein awards while they are at it.

    Pulitzer Peace Prize, McSlobber?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Badguy View Post
    How sad that that animated wall is the only one you're ever going to get.

    I wouldn't bet on that, cupcake. Gov. Abbot is building wall right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    They're that short?

    Maybe what I thought was my mini-Sylvester Stallone friend was an actual size Sylvester Stallone looking friend.
    Yes, Bruce Lee was just 5' 7".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primavera View Post
    Yes, Bruce Lee was just 5' 7".
    Sly and Chuck 5'10"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Primavera View Post
    Yes, Bruce Lee was just 5' 7".
    ^^^^^^^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celticguy View Post
    Sly and Chuck 5'10"
    Saseong Trump is 6'7 I think
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    Striking upwards is more effective. It's a body/gravity thing. Never fear the bigger bullies.
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    We don't know what happened after that . "

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    Add this thread to "The Trump True Believers Bible", which has the motto, "Anything good we hear about Donald we are pledged on our sacred honor to believe. Don't annoy us with things like information."
    "Give pearls away and rubies but keep your fancy free."

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsuke View Post
    I mean Trump is a 9th dan black belt and Norris is only an 8th dan so of course Trump would win.
    Honorary black belt....and Trump isn't even the first to get one. They gave Putin one first.

    https://thehill.com/changing-america...-black-belt-in
    According to The New York Post, Trump isn’t the first world leader to receive an honorary ninth dan belt. Russian president Vladimir Putin also received the same honor when he visited South Korea in 2013.
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