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    Default Trump awarded 9th dan black belt in taekwondo!

    For comparison Chuck Norris is only 8th Dan.

    Congratulations Dr. President Saseong Donald Trump!
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    Wut? Vid of kata?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsuke View Post
    For comparison Chuck Norris is only 8th Dan.

    Congratulations Dr. President Saseong Donald Trump!
    The fat fucker needs two belts to hold his pants up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by moon View Post
    The fat fucker needs two belts to hold his pants up.

    I'd put money on Trump vs. Chuck Norris. You may not realize how small he is, but I've seen him in person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    I'd put money on Trump vs. Chuck Norris. You may not realize how small he is, but I've seen him in person.
    He's taller than Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Lee and Jean-Claude Van Damme

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primavera View Post
    He's taller than Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Lee and Jean-Claude Van Damme

    They're that short?

    Maybe what I thought was my mini-Sylvester Stallone friend was an actual size Sylvester Stallone looking friend.

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    I mean Trump is a 9th dan black belt and Norris is only an 8th dan so of course Trump would win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by moon View Post
    The fat fucker needs two belts to hold his pants up.
    Since he is 9th dan he could wear 9 black belts right?
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    The only thing Trump can kick is his ball onto the green when he's cheating.

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    Um... before you start laying bets on the pay per view of him and Chuck...

    https://news.yahoo.com/donald-trump-...ycsrp_catchall
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    This is a joke, right?

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    Donald Trump awarded honorary ninth-degree taekwondo black belt

    Kukkiwon, a taekwondo governing body based in South Korea, presented the former president with an honorary ninth dan black belt at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida over the weekend, reported the New York Post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    Donald Trump awarded honorary ninth-degree taekwondo black belt

    Kukkiwon, a taekwondo governing body based in South Korea, presented the former president with an honorary ninth dan black belt at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida over the weekend, reported the New York Post.


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    Got it. They pranked him. "Hey let's give that orange fat ass an athletic title."
    They should give him the Hemingway and Einstein awards while they are at it.

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