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    Quote Originally Posted by Primavera View Post
    He's taller than Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Lee and Jean-Claude Van Damme
    trump is tallest of them, but is in terrible health, and has no training. Norris, Stallone, Van Damme are all about the same height, with Lee being a bit shorter. Height is really not that important.

    Lee is dead, so would not put up much of a fight. The rest are old, so I would have some hope against them. trump is old, fat, lazy, with no training... he would be about as easy to defeat as the dead Lee. The only difference would be the crying that trump would do might get annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsuke View Post
    I mean Trump is a 9th dan black belt and Norris is only an 8th dan so of course Trump would win.
    The scary thing about this all is when I first read that, I laughed because I was sure you were joking, but in this day and age, I have found a lot of people are not joking. There is a lot of crazy things being said these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    This is a joke, right?
    Sort of. Putin insisted trump get an honorary belt... Apparently trump did not realize what a joke it made him look like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celticguy View Post
    6'3" but point taken
    trump was 6'3"... Years ago... But today is probably more like 6'1"

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsuke View Post
    I highly doubt you can throw a ninth dan black belt :/
    What made you think I was talking about the expert?

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    I had a pro boxing license but no "black belts." A few amateur trophies and medals if they count.
    The orangutan and I are about the same age and he's a little bigger than I am.

    I wouldn't say no to an MMA match with that birthingpersonfucker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walt View Post
    trump was 6'3"... Years ago... But today is probably more like 6'1"
    the 6'3" is current, he may have been taller when he was younger
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walt View Post
    You would put money on trump(never trained a minute in martial arts) over Norris(has spent 60 years training in martial arts)? Really?

    It really comes off as a sign of how delusional you are.

    No, it just shows that I know size matters.

    Norris is 1/2 or less the size of Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celticguy View Post
    the 6'3" is current, he may have been taller when he was younger

    Norris is about 5'6".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celticguy View Post
    the 6'3" is current, he may have been taller when he was younger
    trump certainly claims the 6'3" is current. he claims he has been 6'3" since he was a young man. The reality is everyone becomes shorter over the years, so trump is certainly lying.

    Obama is about an inch taller than trump at 6'2", which makes trump about 6'1". But he appears to wear platform shoes, so may be shorter than even that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    No, it just shows that I know size matters.

    Norris is 1/2 or less the size of Trump.
    trump's obesity will not do him much good. trump has no muscle, no experience fighting, no experience exercising, and most of all is lazy.

    Seriously, I was a bouncer, I know these things. Norris is very old, but other than that would be dangerous. trump would be a joke in a fight, even if he were 50 years younger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walt View Post
    trump's obesity will not do him much good. trump has no muscle, no experience fighting, no experience exercising, and most of all is lazy.

    Seriously, I was a bouncer, I know these things. Norris is very old, but other than that would be dangerous. trump would be a joke in a fight, even if he were 50 years younger.
    Agreed.....but I'd still like to see Trump and Chuck in a deathmatch. Two men enter, one man leaves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walt View Post
    trump's obesity will not do him much good. trump has no muscle, no experience fighting, no experience exercising, and most of all is lazy.

    Seriously, I was a bouncer, I know these things. Norris is very old, but other than that would be dangerous. trump would be a joke in a fight, even if he were 50 years younger.
    Saseong Trump is a ninth dan black belt though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch Uncle View Post
    Agreed.....but I'd still like to see Trump and Chuck in a deathmatch. Two men enter, one man leaves.
    LMAO!!! Two men enter, and Norris leaves...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsuke View Post
    Saseong Trump is a ninth dan black belt though.
    LMAO!!! Yes, I think you are joking.

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