trump is tallest of them, but is in terrible health, and has no training. Norris, Stallone, Van Damme are all about the same height, with Lee being a bit shorter. Height is really not that important.
Lee is dead, so would not put up much of a fight. The rest are old, so I would have some hope against them. trump is old, fat, lazy, with no training... he would be about as easy to defeat as the dead Lee. The only difference would be the crying that trump would do might get annoying.
AProudLefty (11-26-2021)
I had a pro boxing license but no "black belts." A few amateur trophies and medals if they count.
The orangutan and I are about the same age and he's a little bigger than I am.
I wouldn't say no to an MMA match with that birthingpersonfucker.
No pay per view to buy.
I want it on free TV so our JPP Reichtards could watch.
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Samuel Johnson, 1775
Religion....is the opiate of the people. Karl Marx, 1848
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose. Kris Kristofferson, 1969
trump certainly claims the 6'3" is current. he claims he has been 6'3" since he was a young man. The reality is everyone becomes shorter over the years, so trump is certainly lying.
Obama is about an inch taller than trump at 6'2", which makes trump about 6'1". But he appears to wear platform shoes, so may be shorter than even that.
trump's obesity will not do him much good. trump has no muscle, no experience fighting, no experience exercising, and most of all is lazy.
Seriously, I was a bouncer, I know these things. Norris is very old, but other than that would be dangerous. trump would be a joke in a fight, even if he were 50 years younger.
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