Bannon attempts to flee US disguised as a man who had just taken a shower

[Diesel]

Respond ≠ deny.

Do you speak English, shithead? "This wouldn't have surprised me one bit if it was." That sentence implies that the writer does not believe the subject is true. It's a simple "if/then" grammatical structure.

[Grokmaster]

WASHINGTON—Steve Bannon was caught attempting to flee the United States disguised as a man who had recently taken a shower, T.S.A. officials have confirmed.

A T.S.A. agent at Reagan National Airport, Harland Dorrinson, explained how Bannon’s talent as a master of disguise nearly enabled him to board a plane to Moscow.

“He showered, shaved, and even combed his hair,” Dorrinson said. “He was totally unrecognizable.”

Bannon’s plan crumbled, however, during a routine pat down. “That’s when we noticed that his pants had a large mustard stain,” the T.S.A. agent said. “They evidently had not been laundered in months. One of my colleagues shouted, ‘It’s Bannon! Stop him!’

Taken into custody, the former White House adviser seemed bitter about his foiled escape attempt. “I took a shower for no fucking reason,” he said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...ly-took-shower

YOU STUPIDFUCKS FALL FOR EVERYTHING THE FAKE NEWS SHOVELS DOWN YOU SHIT-CRAVING THROATS....

[anonymoose]

The link is at the bottom.

Ok.

No reason to hit the link. Article is in the OP. So WHERE IS IT? Not asking where the link is.

[anonymoose]

Do you speak English, shithead? "This wouldn't have surprised me one bit if it was." That sentence implies that the writer does not believe the subject is true. It's a simple "if/then" grammatical structure.

Implies nothing. Tells me he’s admitting he was duped.

[AProudLefty]

Ok.

No reason to hit the link. Article is in the OP. So WHERE IS IT? Not asking where the link is.

Just click the link and you'll see it.

[Nordberg]

Bannon has no defense. He will have to testify. Or Trump's lawlessness has won and we are a dictatorship.

[Grokmaster]

Bannon has no defense. He will have to testify. Or Trump's lawlessness has won and we are a dictatorship.

SAYS THE IMBECILE WHO SUPPORTS USING GOVERNMENT FORCE TO MAKE PEOPLE GET SHOTS AND WEAR MASKS AGAINST THEIR WILL.

[Grokmaster]

Implies nothing. Tells me he’s admitting he was duped.

THESE FUCKING IDIOTS THOUGHT THAT IS A "REAL" NEWS STORY.



GOOD FUCKING GRIEF...

[anonymoose]

Just click the link and you'll see it.

No need to.
I see the whole article in the OP. Same as trumpet.
Why was it so easy for me to see it was satire without going to the link and not trumpet?

[AProudLefty]

No need to.
I see the whole article in the OP. Same as trumpet.
Why was it so easy for me to see it was satire without going to the link and not trumpet?

How do you know he didn't click on the link?

[anonymoose]

How do you know he didn't click on the link?

If he did it would make him even stupider. I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt.

[AProudLefty]

If he did it would make him even stupider. I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt.

LOL okay. He may or may not know it's a satire. We both will never know.

[anonymoose]

LOL okay. He may or may not know it's a satire. We both will never know.

[Bulletbob]

put his ass in jail

[Diesel]

Implies nothing. Tells me he’s admitting he was duped.

Ok, gramps. Have a pleasant slumber.