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    Default Bannon attempts to flee US disguised as a man who had just taken a shower

    WASHINGTON—Steve Bannon was caught attempting to flee the United States disguised as a man who had recently taken a shower, T.S.A. officials have confirmed.

    A T.S.A. agent at Reagan National Airport, Harland Dorrinson, explained how Bannon’s talent as a master of disguise nearly enabled him to board a plane to Moscow.

    “He showered, shaved, and even combed his hair,” Dorrinson said. “He was totally unrecognizable.”

    Bannon’s plan crumbled, however, during a routine pat down. “That’s when we noticed that his pants had a large mustard stain,” the T.S.A. agent said. “They evidently had not been laundered in months. One of my colleagues shouted, ‘It’s Bannon! Stop him!’

    Taken into custody, the former White House adviser seemed bitter about his foiled escape attempt. “I took a shower for no fucking reason,” he said.

    https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...ly-took-shower

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    Quote Originally Posted by reagansghost View Post
    WASHINGTON—Steve Bannon was caught attempting to flee the United States disguised as a man who had recently taken a shower, T.S.A. officials have confirmed.

    A T.S.A. agent at Reagan National Airport, Harland Dorrinson, explained how Bannon’s talent as a master of disguise nearly enabled him to board a plane to Moscow.

    “He showered, shaved, and even combed his hair,” Dorrinson said. “He was totally unrecognizable.”

    Bannon’s plan crumbled, however, during a routine pat down. “That’s when we noticed that his pants had a large mustard stain,” the T.S.A. agent said. “They evidently had not been laundered in months. One of my colleagues shouted, ‘It’s Bannon! Stop him!’

    Taken into custody, the former White House adviser seemed bitter about his foiled escape attempt. “I took a shower for no fucking reason,” he said.

    https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...ly-took-shower
    Bannon headed to Russia, of all places.


    "A T.S.A. agent at Reagan National Airport, Harland Dorrinson, explained how Bannon’s talent as a master of disguise nearly enabled him to board a plane to Moscow."
    The Big Steal = The Big Lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trumpet View Post
    Bannon headed to Russia, of all places.


    "A T.S.A. agent at Reagan National Airport, Harland Dorrinson, explained how Bannon’s talent as a master of disguise nearly enabled him to board a plane to Moscow."
    Wow. You actually think that story was real.
    "Where the people fear the govt. you have tyranny. Where the govt. fears the people you have liberty."

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    Bannon doesn't give a shit what the House does, and in a way, he is correct

    He loses nothing, he has no business which this would cause a negative result, in fact, probably helps him, and he knows that even if the DOJ decided to pursue charges it will be years before he has to face the piper if at all. In the meantime, he also knows the GOP will most likely take back the House next November and immediately end the investigation

    Hate to say it, but none of it means anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post
    Wow. You actually think that story was real.
    This wouldn't have surprised me one bit if it was.
    The Big Steal = The Big Lie.

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    Steve Bannon went in for his annual checkup.

    The doctor's assistant told him she was going to need a Blood, Urine, and Stool sample!

    He said, "No problem- just take my underwear"!

    Last edited by Geeko Sportivo; 10-22-2021 at 04:18 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trumpet View Post
    This wouldn't have surprised me one bit if it was.
    That’s the point of satire.
    "Where the people fear the govt. you have tyranny. Where the govt. fears the people you have liberty."

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post
    That’s the point of satire.
    You don't say.
    The Big Steal = The Big Lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archives View Post
    Bannon doesn't give a shit what the House does, and in a way, he is correct

    He loses nothing, he has no business which this would cause a negative result, in fact, probably helps him, and he knows that even if the DOJ decided to pursue charges it will be years before he has to face the piper if at all. In the meantime, he also knows the GOP will most likely take back the House next November and immediately end the investigation

    Hate to say it, but none of it means anything
    no, pursuing the truth and justice is always worth it. here is what bannon said on his podcast the night before the insurrection-


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    Bannon would feel immortalized if he got to spend a year in jail!

    As long as Daddy Trump will take him back under his wing again!

    The sacrifices these tards take for Donnie! Amazing isn't it?

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    As funny and true as these kind of threads are, they ring hollow. These fuckers need to go to jail.
    So ha yes OK he's a slob. I'd be much happier to laugh at him for being in jail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reagansghost View Post
    WASHINGTON—Steve Bannon was caught attempting to flee the United States disguised as a man who had recently taken a shower, T.S.A. officials have confirmed.

    A T.S.A. agent at Reagan National Airport, Harland Dorrinson, explained how Bannon’s talent as a master of disguise nearly enabled him to board a plane to Moscow.

    “He showered, shaved, and even combed his hair,” Dorrinson said. “He was totally unrecognizable.”

    Bannon’s plan crumbled, however, during a routine pat down. “That’s when we noticed that his pants had a large mustard stain,” the T.S.A. agent said. “They evidently had not been laundered in months. One of my colleagues shouted, ‘It’s Bannon! Stop him!’

    Taken into custody, the former White House adviser seemed bitter about his foiled escape attempt. “I took a shower for no fucking reason,” he said.

    https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...ly-took-shower
    LMAO! Borowitz!!!
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymoose View Post
    Wow. You actually think that story was real.
    Wait!
    What?

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    Quote Originally Posted by reagansghost View Post
    WASHINGTON—Steve Bannon was caught attempting to flee the United States disguised as a man who had recently taken a shower, T.S.A. officials have confirmed.

    A T.S.A. agent at Reagan National Airport, Harland Dorrinson, explained how Bannon’s talent as a master of disguise nearly enabled him to board a plane to Moscow.

    “He showered, shaved, and even combed his hair,” Dorrinson said. “He was totally unrecognizable.”

    Bannon’s plan crumbled, however, during a routine pat down. “That’s when we noticed that his pants had a large mustard stain,” the T.S.A. agent said. “They evidently had not been laundered in months. One of my colleagues shouted, ‘It’s Bannon! Stop him!’

    Taken into custody, the former White House adviser seemed bitter about his foiled escape attempt. “I took a shower for no fucking reason,” he said.

    https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...ly-took-shower
    Shower? Bannon looks like he has Leprosy!
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