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WASHINGTON—Steve Bannon was caught attempting to flee the United States disguised as a man who had recently taken a shower, T.S.A. officials have confirmed.
A T.S.A. agent at Reagan National Airport, Harland Dorrinson, explained how Bannon’s talent as a master of disguise nearly enabled him to board a plane to Moscow.
“He showered, shaved, and even combed his hair,” Dorrinson said. “He was totally unrecognizable.”
Bannon’s plan crumbled, however, during a routine pat down. “That’s when we noticed that his pants had a large mustard stain,” the T.S.A. agent said. “They evidently had not been laundered in months. One of my colleagues shouted, ‘It’s Bannon! Stop him!’
Taken into custody, the former White House adviser seemed bitter about his foiled escape attempt. “I took a shower for no fucking reason,” he said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...ly-took-shower
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evince (10-23-2021)
He should have rode the space dildo.
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AProudLefty (10-22-2021), Callinectes (10-22-2021), cancel2 2022 (10-22-2021), Grokmaster (10-23-2021), Stringfellow Hawk (10-23-2021)
Bannon doesn't give a shit what the House does, and in a way, he is correct
He loses nothing, he has no business which this would cause a negative result, in fact, probably helps him, and he knows that even if the DOJ decided to pursue charges it will be years before he has to face the piper if at all. In the meantime, he also knows the GOP will most likely take back the House next November and immediately end the investigation
Hate to say it, but none of it means anything
Stone (10-22-2021)
evince (10-23-2021)
Steve Bannon went in for his annual checkup.
The doctor's assistant told him she was going to need a Blood, Urine, and Stool sample!
He said, "No problem- just take my underwear"!
Last edited by Geeko Sportivo; 10-22-2021 at 04:18 PM.
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evince (10-23-2021)
christiefan915 (10-23-2021), evince (10-23-2021)
Bannon would feel immortalized if he got to spend a year in jail!
As long as Daddy Trump will take him back under his wing again!
The sacrifices these tards take for Donnie! Amazing isn't it?
evince (10-23-2021)
As funny and true as these kind of threads are, they ring hollow. These fuckers need to go to jail.
So ha yes OK he's a slob. I'd be much happier to laugh at him for being in jail.
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anonymoose (10-22-2021)
BLUEXITA Modest Proposal For Separating Blue States From Red
Dear Red-State Trump Voter,
Let’s face it, guys: We’re done.
It is a tragedy that so much of the work that so many men and women toiled at for so long to make this a better country, and a better world, has been thrown away, leaving us all in such needless peril.
This is why our separation in all but name is necessary.
https://newrepublic.com/article/1409...mp-red-america
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