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[AProudLefty]

Didn't even know they had alligators in Texas

Yep.

[ExpressLane]

Didn't even know they had alligators in Texas

My brother has a "pet" alligator in East Texas. The bayous and swamps in East Texas are full of gators there are even Gators in the Dallas Fort Worth area. There are areas that I skied in as a kid that I would not even consider getting in the water now.

[AProudLefty]

My brother has a "pet" alligator in East Texas. The bayous and swamps in East Texas are full of gators there are even Gators in the Dallas Fort Worth area. There are areas that I skied in as a kid that I would not even consider getting in the water now.

[video=youtube;k95qOXQpOSc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k95qOXQpOSc[/vide]

[Nordberg]

Who gives a shit! What’s wrong with you fuckers. Some dude killed his girlfriend then himself. Happens ten times a day.

You posted on it.

[Matt Dillon]

You posted on it.

You have a point.

[Stretch]

Laundrie items have been found in a Florida swamp. And human remains have been found the Coroner has been called to the site.
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North Port, Fla. – Possible human remains were discovered inside Florida's Myakkahatchee Creek Environmental Park on Wednesday, the same day Chris and Roberta Laundrie, the parents of fugitive Brian Laundrie, were inside the park when "some articles belonging to Brian were found."

A senior law enforcement source told Fox News' David Spunt "what appear to be human remains" were found at a site being searched by a cadaver dog within the park. The FBI is expected to provide an update regarding the investigation later on Wednesday.

Steven Bertolino, who represents the Laundrie family, confirmed to Fox News Digital that the Laundries informed law enforcement on Tuesday night of their intentions to search the park and met officers there. Bertolino confirmed that while searching areas that Brian frequented, "some articles belonging to Brian were found." https://www.foxnews.com/us/brian-lau...-hunt-fugitive

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[AProudLefty]

[ExpressLane]

North Texas gators

https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2021/06/17/...s-texas-lakes/

[ExpressLane]

I didn't know gators liked seeded watermelons.

[AProudLefty]

I didn't know gators liked seeded watermelons.

Who doesn't?

[Stretch]

I didn't know gators liked seeded watermelons.

Only as a palate cleaner in between courses of raw rancid chicken carcasses and murderers I expect.

[Stretch]

Looks like somebody has taken out the dirty Laundrie.

That's a triple rim shot right there! LOL

[Matt Dillon]

Looks like somebody has taken out the dirty Laundrie.

[AProudLefty]

That's a triple rim shot right there! LOL

It's one of the best puns.

[Matt Dillon]

That dude is from LA.