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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone View Post
    Looks like some of the stuff I used to have when I was a kid put out by Chick publications.
    It is.

    https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=32&ue=d

    There's are a few parodies of J. T. C. publications. I might post them later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    Tips for good christians on Halloween


    1. Wait for unsaved children to come to your door and hurl a bucket full of warm lamb's blood (goat or dog blood can be substituted later in the night if you run out) all over their hair and faces. Shout - "I plead the power of the Blood of the Perfect Lamb over you! Take that! FOUL DEMON!"

    2. Dress up as the freshly resurrected Christ. To make your costume as realistic as possible: (a) use your mother's sewing needles to poke holes in your hands and stomach; (b) wear bluish makeup to look like someone who has been dead and lying around in a cave for a couple of days; and (c) stuff five pounds of week-old hamburger meat in your pockets to smell like rotting flesh. Sneak up behind people, grab them, turn them around, look them in they eyes and scream, "Why have you forsaken me!" And then slap them very hard across the face with a palm-full of rancid hamburger meat. It will usually scare the living Hell out of little children, and they are sure to remember their first experience with Jesus for the rest of their pathetic lives.

    3. Offer to exchange your giant treat bag with the small bag of an unsaved child - when he gets home, surprise! BIBLES!
    Tips for black Jews on Halloween , dress up as a pig, wear a hat made out of chicken and watermelon, Lick a pigs ass for good luck,dont run in fear when you see white sheet

    Dont fight with kids on the street if you find a penny on the ground after all jews will just fight over it and turn it into copper wire pulling it away from the other.

    Keep the windows up when trick or treating we dont want your lips to beat you to death and you end up looking like mick Jagger .

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    Okay. I admit to laughing out loud. I'll try to remember to say some Hail Marys tomorrow.
    o thats funny to you is it. dumb bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Into the Night View Post
    Halloween is still fun for kids. The Republican party has done nothing to quash Halloween. Not all Republicans are Christians either. You're a bigot.
    I notice YOU are bitching about everything.
    Nope. Pointing out what miserable people you Trumpys and rights are.
    I am absolutely not a bigot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordberg View Post
    Nope. Pointing out what miserable people you Trumpys and rights are.
    I am absolutely not a bigot.
    Lying doesn't change what you are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Into the Night View Post
    A Christian performing an old Jewish rite???

    What makes you think a resurrected body is rotting??

    Play the trick on that house. They earned it.
    A Christian performing an old Jewish rite???

    what ????????worshiping a rotting carcass of the christians man god
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