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    Quote Originally Posted by ExpressLane View Post
    Did they drive a stake through his heart?
    It wasn't a Vampire, literally speaking. Turns out it was one of Obama's cousins in Kenya who had pointy eye teeth.


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    Quote Originally Posted by christiefan915 View Post
    Kenya is 99% black, grokweenie.
    Euuuw !!! It sounds like a kind of African Detroit ?



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    Quote Originally Posted by christiefan915 View Post
    Kenya is 99% black, grokweenie.
    Hi ChristieFANNY




    I've noticed that you use the term "Weenie" quite a lot in your posts ?



    For example, you refer to me as "Dachsieweenie"



    And you call Grokmaster: "Grokweenie", and so on.




    Now... my understanding of American slang is that a "Wiener" is a sausage, but a "Weenie"" is a penis (!) Am I right ?




    I think you may possibly have a paraphilia that the current DSM-V categorises as "Mentulamania" ( from the Latin "mentule"; trans: "penis").




    According to the DSM-V, women who are obsessed with cats are at high risk for developing Mentulamania ?




    Fully-"Blown" cases of Mentulamania are typically associated with a range of serious "emotional" complications. So could I suggest that you obtain a referral to you local clinical psychologist/psychiatrist for a professional assessment? Better to be safe than sorry, ChristiFANNY. Right ?




    With Kindest Regards





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    Quote Originally Posted by Bulletbob View Post
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/vampire-s...133737442.html



    A man described by Kenyan authorities as a “bloodthirsty vampire” who allegedly killed at least ten children, in some cases by sucking blood from their veins and leaving them to die, has been lynched by a furious mob.
    Actually America has its own lawlessly hacked in and twice impeached former fake so-called president tRump vampire against humanity that is currently being dealt with as in tRump and his rabid repuke repuke vampire creatures too who have sucked the life blood out of many and destroyed their MAGAT souls too, and by their own free will at honoring hate, treason and anything else of a uncivilized nature on Earth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    Bob do you ever wonder why everyone is much better then you
    no because no one is especially big headed radical anti Americans LIKE YOU

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    Quote Originally Posted by gemini104104 View Post
    Actually America has its own lawlessly hacked in and twice impeached former fake so-called president tRump vampire against humanity that is currently being dealt with as in tRump and his rabid repuke repuke vampire creatures too who have sucked the life blood out of many and destroyed their MAGAT souls too, and by their own free will at honoring hate, treason and anything else of a uncivilized nature on Earth.

    sO YOUR STILL HIGH ON PCP i SEE

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    Quote Originally Posted by christiefan915 View Post
    Kenya is 99% black, grokweenie.
    yes hes making a point that completely went over your head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dachshund View Post
    Hi ChristieFANNY

    I've noticed that you use the term "Weenie" quite a lot in your posts ?

    For example, you refer to me as "Dachsieweenie"

    And you call Grokmaster: "Grokweenie", and so on.

    Now... my understanding of American slang is that a "Wiener" is a sausage, but a "Weenie"" is a penis (!) Am I right ?
    Greetings Dachsieweenie:

    I am using The Free Dictionary definition of weenie that means "a person, especially a man, who is regarded as being weak and ineffectual.

    weenie

    Also found in: Thesaurus, Medical, Idioms, Encyclopedia, Wikipedia.ween·ie

    (wē′nē)n.1. Informal A wiener.

    2.
    Slang A person, especially a man, who is regarded as being weak and ineffectual.


    I think you may possibly have a paraphilia that the current DSM-V categorises as "Mentulamania" ( from the Latin "mentule"; trans: "penis").
    According to the DSM-V, women who are obsessed with cats are at high risk for developing Mentulamania ?

    Fully-"Blown" cases of Mentulamania are typically associated with a range of serious "emotional" complications. So could I suggest that you obtain a referral to you local clinical psychologist/psychiatrist for a professional assessment? Better to be safe than sorry, ChristiFANNY. Right ?

    With Kindest Regards
    Dachshund
    I appreciate your concern for my mental health, Dr. Dachsieweenie, but there's nothing to worry about. Also, you will have to link up to what you claim the DSM-5 says because *frankly* it sounds ridiculous. (Did you see what I did there?)

    While we are on the topic of paraphilias, you have been referring to me as "ChristiFANNY" for some time now. There is a paraphilia called Partialism that is a sexual interest with a focus on a specific part of the body, such as the buttocks. The Free Dictionary defines "fanny" as a slang term for buttocks.

    Is it possible that you suffer with this paraphilia, or are you just curious about my caboose?

    All the best,
    christiefan915








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    Quote Originally Posted by christiefan915 View Post
    Greetings Dachsieweenie:

    I am using The Free Dictionary definition of weenie that means "a person, especially a man, who is regarded as being weak and ineffectual.

    weenie

    Also found in: Thesaurus, Medical, Idioms, Encyclopedia, Wikipedia.ween·ie

    (wē′nē)n.1. Informal A wiener.

    2.
    Slang A person, especially a man, who is regarded as being weak and ineffectual.




    I appreciate your concern for my mental health, Dr. Dachsieweenie, but there's nothing to worry about. Also, you will have to link up to what you claim the DSM-5 says because *frankly* it sounds ridiculous. (Did you see what I did there?)

    While we are on the topic of paraphilias, you have been referring to me as "ChristiFANNY" for some time now. There is a paraphilia called Partialism that is a sexual interest with a focus on a specific part of the body, such as the buttocks. The Free Dictionary defines "fanny" as a slang term for buttocks.

    Is it possible that you suffer with this paraphilia, or are you just curious about my caboose?

    All the best,
    christiefan915








    Dear ChristiFANNY,


    I stand humbly corrected.... You certainly are an ace scholar, I can't pull any swifties on you !


    But I will keep trying!!


    Thank you for your advice, I will bear it in mind.



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    Quote Originally Posted by gemini104104 View Post
    Actually America has its own lawlessly hacked in and twice impeached former fake so-called president tRump vampire against humanity that is currently being dealt with as in tRump and his rabid repuke repuke vampire creatures too who have sucked the life blood out of many and destroyed their MAGAT souls too, and by their own free will at honoring hate, treason and anything else of a uncivilized nature on Earth.
    TRUMP!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    TRUMP!
    Hell's yeah!

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