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    Quote Originally Posted by Primavera View Post
    You're an idiot as well, do you live in a cave?
    Do you solicit ladyboys? (In Thailand, where you live)

    Eh, Tom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarod View Post
    Thank God the murderer did not have access to a semi automatic rifle.
    So you're saying Muslims shouldn't be allowed to have guns?
    ISLAMOPHOBE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    If he had got with his Taliban buddies, he could have had full-auto American made rifles.
    Or a Blackhawk helicopter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    Why would Norwegian crime be on my radar at all? I'm an American.
    It was huge worldwide news when it happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    Zero and

    the absolute lightest sentence possible ever.

    I can't say why for..personal reasons. It was a hoot, though.

    On the one hand there was the one thing that worked in my favor, and on the other, there was another thing to work in my favor.

    And what I did wasn't exactly wrong. Nothing like a criminal would do.
    I was very blessed that day.

    Been that way my whole life. If you knew the 2 things it would amaze you by the sheer coincidence.

    That judge wasn't mad at me.
    Okay, I'm telling it.

    For the 1st thing, my lawyer was one of the best from the judge's hometown (instant winner!), and for another, I had the prosecuting attorney's dad standing next to me.
    Once my lawyer got up there and started talking, it was over, and then the DA's dad had to speak up, too.

    Hoo! That was a good lawyer. And the DA's dad did real good by me, too.
    What were you accused of doing?
    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    What were you accused of doing?
    Grand theft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    Grand theft.
    And you were not sentenced to time or anything? What was it you were accused of stealing?
    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    And you were not sentenced to time or anything? What was it you were accused of stealing?
    Something I already had when they kept my $880. The proper way to have done things is put liens on their business, but I was young and hotheaded.

    They stole from me. Somehow how I squared it with the customer that was supposed to get the product as well.

    So they weren't out anything.

    Did I mention my lawyer practiced in the judge's hometown and I had the DA's dad with me?

    ^That goes a long ways. The DA didn't even show. Sent deputies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    Do you solicit ladyboys? (In Thailand, where you live)

    Eh, Tom?
    Predictable, you must be so glad to be on the same mental level as Guano.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primavera View Post
    Predictable, you must be so glad to be on the same mental level as Guano.
    guno's not retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    guno's not retarded.
    Lol, that's just priceless!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    Something I already had when they kept my $880. The proper way to have done things is put liens on their business, but I was young and hotheaded.

    They stole from me. Somehow how I squared it with the customer that was supposed to get the product as well.

    So they weren't out anything.

    Did I mention my lawyer practiced in the judge's hometown and I had the DA's dad with me?

    ^That goes a long ways. The DA didn't even show. Sent deputies.
    Fortune walked with you, for sure.
    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    Why not hang or firing squad him and save people the expense of feeding and babysitting him for the rest of his natural life?

    He took a lot of lives, should he not forfeit his?
    Why not kill Hannibal Lecter? Same reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primavera View Post
    He is a Muslim, the kind Breivik warned about.
    Warning by angering them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    Why not kill Hannibal Lecter? Same reason.
    I do not understand that reason.

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