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    Quote Originally Posted by Primavera View Post
    How many years did you get?
    Zero and

    the absolute lightest sentence possible ever.

    I can't say why for..personal reasons. It was a hoot, though.

    On the one hand there was the one thing that worked in my favor, and on the other, there was another thing to work in my favor.

    And what I did wasn't exactly wrong. Nothing like a criminal would do.
    I was very blessed that day.

    Been that way my whole life. If you knew the 2 things it would amaze you by the sheer coincidence.

    That judge wasn't mad at me.
    Okay, I'm telling it.

    For the 1st thing, my lawyer was one of the best from the judge's hometown (instant winner!), and for another, I had the prosecuting attorney's dad standing next to me.
    Once my lawyer got up there and started talking, it was over, and then the DA's dad had to speak up, too.

    Hoo! That was a good lawyer. And the DA's dad did real good by me, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    No thx, negative stuff.

    That's not Norway.
    It was on the Norwegian island of Utoya, 25 miles northwest of Oslo on the 22nd July 2011.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    Why not hang or firing squad him and save people the expense of feeding and babysitting him for the rest of his natural life?

    He took a lot of lives, should he not forfeit his?
    Capital punishment has been completely abolished in all European countries except for Belarus and Russia, the latter of which has a moratorium and has not conducted an execution since September 1996.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primavera View Post
    Capital punishment has been completely abolished in all European countries except for Belarus and Russia, the latter of which has a moratorium and has not conducted an execution since September 1996.
    Bah. Some rabid dogs should be put down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primavera View Post
    It was on the Norwegian island of Utoya, 25 miles northwest of Oslo on the 22nd July 2011.
    That IS Norway.

    Camp for leftist youth, wtf is that?

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    it was probably Ted Nugent

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    Whoah! ?! Dude killed 5 people and injured others with target tips?

    I'm thinking Norwegians do not carry guns.

    The guy was Danish, not Norwegian.
    Friend of mine shot a deer two years ago and noticed the lack of blood as he was trailing it. He found it 50 yards from the shot. When he went back to retrieve his arrow he noticed he had used the one with a field tip on it. Point is …they’ll kill also. But man, what a way to die. And yes, I guess they don’t carry over there or they might have stopped the guy sooner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reagansghost View Post
    it was probably Ted Nugent
    Ted would have had more arrows.
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    Ted would have had more arrows.
    Ted would have had a shotgun guitar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reagansghost View Post
    it was probably Ted Nugent
    And just like that! Poof! You're a faggot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    Ted would have had a shotgun guitar.
    Double barrel. Over and under.
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    Bah. Some rabid dogs should be put down.
    With Breivik I am inclined to agree, there is no.point to his continued existence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primavera View Post
    I thought this must have been Runeatic but the guy is Danish.

    Five people are killed and others including off-duty policeman are injured as Danish man, 38, armed with BOW AND ARROW marauds through Norwegian town shooting people at random in 30-minute bloodbath

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...gian-town.html

    he's wandering around for half an hour shooting people ?
    just how hard is it to knock him on his ass while he's grabbing another arrow ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by reagansghost View Post
    it was probably Ted Nugent
    It was a Muslim

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