CRITICAL HORSE THEORY

**Hoosier Daddy** · 10-13-2021, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet

too stupid to even groan.....

that's just not true, little bitch!! you have groaned many many many times in your crybaby posts.

**Hoosier Daddy** · 10-13-2021, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by martin

Too bad it's lost on our humorless friends. Liberals are able to laugh at themselves, hence stuff like Saturday Night Live. For Right wingers, not possible. A reason why nearly all political comics are Leftists.

also, most normal people do not like jokes that make fun of poor people, or based on the looks or age or sex of someone, and not based on their dumbass views and silly ideas. for unfunny right wing humor, watch that bizarre show Gutfeld on fox for about 5 minutes. It is amazingly not funny at all.

**PostmodernProphet** · 10-13-2021, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman

Yes, you are.

Now change my post to say something else, just like WWJD.

poor Owl has tripped over her penis again.......

**PostmodernProphet** · 10-13-2021, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by Hoosier Daddy

that's just not true, little bitch!! you have groaned many many many times in your crybaby posts.

and here's her penis.....

**Stretch** · 10-13-2021, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by Hoosier Daddy

CRITICAL HORSE THEORY

In 1958, the Annual Horse Fanciers of America held their meeting in Aardmore, Oklahoma. During that meeting, the educational world in this country was set upon its ear, by a radical new concept- Critical Horse Theory.

Posited by guest speakers Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, this theory posits that without horses, almost none of the buildings, edifices and monuments we hold dear and sacred in this country could have been built. And further, without horses, plows would have sat unused, fields would have laid fallow, crops and goods not harvested, or even if produced, delayed to market. And yet today, their sacrifice and contributions go largely unnoticed.

Their radical idea was adopted strongly by a guest speaker at that meeting, world famous jockey and horse fancier Willie Shoemaker. In fact, he went even further. He claimed that if white men had just given horses more free rein, they could have built even more buildings and created more cash crops than being suppressed under the white man's thumb.

"How many Kentucky Derbys could I have won without a horse? Enough said," Willie concluded.

He was a wonderful man. Had the pleasure of meeting him in 1996 when my horse was racing.

**ThatOwlWoman** · 10-13-2021, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet

poor Owl has tripped over her penis again.......

And isn't amazing how much larger than your gherkin it is? And just check out these bowling balls!

**Celticguy** · 10-13-2021, 03:47 PM

Clearly horses rival dogs in their importance in the dominance of humans as a species.

**PostmodernProphet** · 10-13-2021, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman

And isn't amazing how much larger than your gherkin it is? And just check out these bowling balls!

bad news......that gherkin in the picture I sent you wasn't actually mine..........it was Hunter's......

**Guno צְבִי** · 10-13-2021, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by Hoosier Daddy

it is a current event given the fact so many crackers are bitching about critical race theory as if it is a big ass deal or even taught at public schools in general.

if you don't believe me, ask Roy.

here is the link-

www.iwrotethisanditissatiredumbass.org

CRT which is not or has never been taught in grade schools, is a trigger word used to whip up poorly educated crackas

**Guno צְבִי** · 10-13-2021, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by Stretch

He was a wonderful man. Had the pleasure of meeting him in 1996 when my horse was racing.

Was your horse named Kraken?

**ThatOwlWoman** · 10-13-2021, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet

bad news......that gherkin in the picture I sent you wasn't actually mine..........it was Hunter's......

Except for that whole part where you sent no gherkins at all. That's how you are, isn't it?

**Matt Dillon** · 10-13-2021, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by Hoosier Daddy

it is a current event given the fact so many crackers are bitching about critical race theory as if it is a big ass deal or even taught at public schools in general.

if you don't believe me, ask Roy.

here is the link-

www.iwrotethisanditissatiredumbass.org

Yep, your IQ is sub 100.

**Matt Dillon** · 10-13-2021, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by Hoosier Daddy

also, most normal people do not like jokes that make fun of poor people, or based on the looks or age or sex of someone, and not based on their dumbass views and silly ideas. for unfunny right wing humor, watch that bizarre show Gutfeld on fox for about 5 minutes. It is amazingly not funny at all.

Not like Stephen Colbert, huh?